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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
lol, where do u get all these? some retarded guy, all of these are like a stupid guy. hahahaha.
lol, good one
lol? I don't get it
-shrug-
I dont get it..?
I dont get it..?
haha good one =)
i didnt get it at first either
i didnt get it at first either
haha lol man thas funni
Lol.. Thats a *knee slapper*!
ha-ha i got it. and theya re so mean lol. but the men is "wise" to have still stayed
haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite a lotza jokes... where'd ya get all of em?
haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite a lotza jokes... where'd ya get all of em?
QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:44 PM)
haha, i lyk dat one... u've been posting quite a lotza jokes... where'd ya get all of em?
i'm soooooo sry! i really didnt mean to double post... sry sry sry!!!!!
QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 4:41 PM)
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
haha,, tats gay!!
hahahahahahahaha funny. that would suck tho to only say two words every 7 years
thats not that funny.... but oh well
lol! i like that one, its funny!
haha good one
lol.. fun fun ^_^
lol thats a good one
LOL. wow no talking for 7 years?!
QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 10 2004, 10:45 PM)
i'm soooooo sry! i really didnt mean to double post... sry sry sry!!!!!
haha
you're forgiven lol
haha...i get it. funny
clever joke. I'd have said, "Am bored" or something...
Haha, how funnie 
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Wow...no talking for 7 years.
ok NOW he quits?
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