A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

omg.. that's so wrong..

ahaha. Thats funny, but still a bit.. wrong. /wrong/ I say. Just, wrong.

LOL. another retard. hahahhahaha. omg, hes so stupid.

Dude... I'd hate to have a friend like that...

lmao! too funny...

haha omg thats so wrong

LOL what a retard

that is so wrong. he sure is a retard. ugh! how cruel

OMG.....stupid guy... datz juz wrong..

omg... thats just wrong..is the fren stupid or sumthing?!?!

No he's probably just inexperienced. Not much hunting to do in Jersey.

lol.... thats horrible.... i would never kill my own friend

yeah he's just so stupid

lol. ive heard that one before,but its still funny.

I'm from new jersey

omg, i read it a few times cuz i didnt get it at first but... did the guy in the phone shoot the other guy?! OMG!

AHHH!
hahahaha
freaky... =O