A hippie was sitting on the bus when a hot nun got on.
"Hey, you wanna get together one night?" the hippie asked but the nun simply just smacked him and got off the bus.
The bus driver told the hippie, "I know how you can get with the nun." the hippie smield and said "How?"
The bus driver told him, "go to the cemetary tonight pretending to be God." the hippie said okay and got off the bus.
that night the hippie got there dressed as "God".
"GOD" commanded the nun to have sex with him and she said, "alright, but only in the back because i want to preserve my virginity." "GOD" agreed.
after they had sex [in the butt] the hippie took off his costume and proclaimed. "HAHA, I am the hippie!" and the Nun took off her costume and said "haha, i am the bus driver!"

lol i heard that one before, it was hilarious/disgusting

good stuff there! bus driver...

lol, first time hearing it.

lols ahha i havent heard this but i have herd the same situation with different characters but thats still funnie thou!!

haha i have never heard that one but its funny

oh my goodness that bus driver got what he wanted!!! hell no. this is good!!!!

Lol.. I've heard this one before too. ahahhaa..

hahaha thats funny

ewwwwww

aaaiieieieee!!!! it's the bus driver!!!!


eeeewwwwww



bleeearrgh....!!!

ewww.. gross. that's what you get for being preverted and desprate.

hahaha. thats one dirty bus driver.

ahahh thats nasstttiiieee