Drunk driving Test


A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.

Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".

Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air".

Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test."

Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".

Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".

Man: "Can't do that either."

Officer: "Why not?"

Man: "Because I'm dead drunk!"

Blonde joke

SHE WAS SO BLONDE



...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

....she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

....she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

....it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

....if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

....she studied for a blood test ...and failed

....she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

....when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends

....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

....when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" and so turned around and went home.

Haha, good one.

lol good jokes

lols

this belongs in humor section.... everyone thats my sister! aint it cool =)

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funny jokes

lol funny

hahhaha thats hilarious but yeah it should be put in the humor section =]

This doesn't belong here .. but .. interesting jokes

I didn't find that particularly funny. My sense of humor is irrelevant though so whatever.

Er, moved to humor

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haha lol thats funni

funny... I really like them both.

Good jokes, but aren't the blonde jokes off-topic? I thought this was supposed to be only for that drunken one..? Oh well. Funneh.

haha i like both of them! the drunk guy joke is the best haha.

Haha those are great.. though I find it ironic that a drunk guy can think up good excuses like asthma and anemia, yet openly admits it like that

he..he.. not that funni. =]

LOL

ROFL i find them very funnie ..actually i find a lot fo things funny lols

haha, the first one is funny. but those would be good excuses to not taking the first two tests. =)

good stuff

those m&m's
melt in your mouth not your hand

lol

yup that was..... nny

like half-funny

like almost funny lol

the drunk driving one was funny. but a lot of the blonde jokes i've already heard of, but they're still so funny.

lmao.. what a loser..

haha,,, i love this one!! it cracks me up!!

dang those jokes are old sorry . i heard them all when i was in 5th grade . but yeah nice try

moohaha prtty unny blonde jokes are sad tho

I've heard the blonde jokes a load of times...but I don't get the drunk one..