hey i wanted my gf to make me nachos but after two hours of thinking i wanted her to do that, i still don't see any in front of me. what do you think this means? do you think she doesn't like me anymore becuase she hasn't intercepted my telepathic waves? should we break up?


- jc

break up, fasho. if she can't do this whole telepahthy thing, she ain't good for nothin.

shes' breaking dishes up in here
All night (Oh-oh)
I ain't go stop until I see police lights (Oh-oh)
I'm a fight a man (tonight)
I'm a fight a man (tonight)
I'm a fight a man

Stick it in her pooper.

yeah but before that

get her to get you those nachos first

This, and stick it in her pooper while you're eating the nachos.

stop spamming my thread


- jc

Not spam. I'm serious, sticking it in her pooper is the answer.

you're disgusting

do u even have relationship experience to be giving advice.

Shes cheating on you..

n*gga stfu wtf u b ta1kin b0ut?

nah, don't break up. just act real pissy and when she asks what's wrong make her guess and if she can't guess, storm off and avoid her for a week.

i love this idea

yup, that's the way to get things done.

but then what if she makes him nachos? does that mean he can stop avoiding her? or should he keep avoiding her to get the point across in case he wants nachos again in the future?

i think the best thing is for me to keep avoiding her, even after i've gotten what i want. i wouldn't want her to think that i'm a push over or anything like that. so by being unreasonably stubborn then i can give off the impression that something else is wrong still. (even though it's not) that way she can spend some more time trying to read my mind and worrying, even though there's not really anything to read becasue i'm just being over dramatic for no reason.


you guys are so good at relationships

This type of thinking is why I love you so much lmao!

she better read my mind about what i want today on my birthday or else there's gonna be a problem

She expects you to read minds. If you cannot read her mind, she does not love you.

try using your telepahthy something she likes, like is she like sex or something, telepathically request it, if she responds then she has telepathy and is not responding to your nachos, if she dosent respond with anything EVEN if she likes it, its a no no

why cant you make your own nachos?

don't try to turn this around on me

What kind of cheese is this?

NACHO cheese.

piitb. that'll teach her for negligence.

thars another womun in her life ktnx

hey what kind of cheese do you use for your nachos

diana reminded me. i still have no nachos

JUST GO MAKE SOME GEEZ

Draw pictures of nachos and leave them everywhere she goes. She'll get the hint.

good idea

or

WTF AWFUL IDEA

it's actually quite brilliant if you think about it a little bit

this thread made me hungry......

wtf

IS THAT BATMAN??

yes. i am batman.

oh f*ck

lol OHSNAP

Not to get off topic, but we all know Bruce Wayne is to big of a pussy to admit he is bat man.

are you saying i'm not bruce wayne

s'okay, batman will always have my heart

No, I'm saying your a pussy. What say you that, sir?!