I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

how you spit your game fellas?..

you really say that stuff?

Come over and give me a blow job.

=] no....I just find dem quite funny..

oh ok.

i don't spit game.

tell dem who boss yo

LOL @ Spittin game / using lines. Damn man... where's the originality, I thought males figured it out by now that females laugh at pick up lines

Ew

Diana no like pickup lines.

Diana, did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?

I didnt come from heaven honey.

The good kinky shit like me comes from hell.

Well can you go back and ask satan if he can free some "hot" females next time, please?

my ebst friend works on the phones at a local pizza place, and i was down one time.
so we were talking about chat up lines and he went "hey, do you want to be the base under my meat feast?"
i love him so much i swear.
but i wouldnt use it to pick anyone up..maybe to make them laugh.

I cant just ask satan things like that,Theres a long waiting list and I mean hes a busy man.

But you can try asking yourself? but of course you have to sell your soul to him and stick a pineapple up your bum for him to even look at you.

=\ I've only studied satanism... not practiced it
But why would I have to stick a pineapple up my bum?

Because it'll make your ass sweet.

There you go.

Also because of the Adolf Hitler act of 1944 its standard procedure to pineapples up peoples bums upon entering hell.

For more accurate information try watching "Little nicky"

fruity ass

^^ breast implants?

my friend, sean, comes to me every week with a new pick-up line. its kind of funny because most of them are really corny. lol.

for example:
"do you have a band-aid? i just scraped my knees falling for you."

This kid should be warned by now. Look at his signature.

jealous?

There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about.

What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits

Lol. She might have a little lovehandles there, but tell me you wouldn't bang her haha.

he knows he would love to do them breast strokes on her

her stomach folds is a good thing, more cushion for the pushing my brotha..no wonder why it attract your attention more..

Now THAT girl in your signature is HOT.


Actually only suspension (or cushion) I like is booty. Bubble booty? Yes please!

me either

that booty meat..

^ She's hawt.

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.

definitely not, trust me

and on topic, to add, if a guy used any of these pick up lines on me he wouldn't be going anywhere but in a conversation with my freinds about how weird the situation was.
it'd have to be one heck of a chat up line.

hmmm
i dont know
but one of the first things i ever said to my current bf was "what does cum feel like?"

eh!? why did you ask that?
and what was his answer? out of intrest

hahaha...

"If you were a kiss, you would be a storm"

I don't get it

Hurricane tongue?..

I don't like pick up lines. If a guy ever used one on me, I'd just bust up laughing and walk away.

I didn't get it either...Someone told me that and I really didn't get it so I wanted to know if someone did. haha

I would be too embarrassed at the state of a pick up line for a girl. Those things are ridiculously stupid.

Damn right.. if they don't have suspension... lol I'm gonna tear and break somethin

"You turn my software into hardware!"

^rofl hahaaahahaha

haha! thats the best one i've heard.

Here's 22 of my favorite pickup lines. Enjoy.
1.)"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
2.)"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!"
3.)"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
4.)"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
5.)"I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I get!"
6.)"My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?"
7.)"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
8.)"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
9.)"That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!"
10.)"You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
11.)"Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"
12.)"Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?"
13.)"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
14.)"Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?"
15.)"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."
16.)"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."
17.)"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
18.)"Hey! Let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!"
19.)"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
20.)"Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?"
21.)"I'd like to read your shirt in braille."
22.)"Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me."

Nerdy One: You turn my software into hardware.

=)

Or the numerous penis ones:

What has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Want to Austrialian kiss? It's a French kiss, only Down Under.
Why don't you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

As lame as they are, I think I might actually give a guy a chance if he used a sweeter, non-sexual one. What about you? Have lame pickup lines actually worked for you before? Has anyone actually had the shamelessness to use one on you?

I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud.

Do you have a raisin? How about a date?

haha

I liked the australian one.

I have a really cute one for a guy that totes will work.

Guy: digs in pocket and holds fist out Can you hold this for me?
Girl: Okay. holds hand out
Guy: grabs girl's hand

Thats not really a pick up line. Ive used it before:)

well lucky u!
i get the cheeziest stupidest pick up lines
about 95% of the time i mean
its one of those if i had a nickle for everytime i heard
that


i think my fav was...

a guy took his hand out of his pocket did like a gun thing with his fingers
and pointed them at me and said..
take it off or shake it loose?
haha yeah it was halarious..we were together for like a year lol

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