lawl... pick up lines still exist? Good God humans are pathetically primitive.

that took me a while to get

Let me suck your straw, I love dem tapioca balls.

I think that cheesy pick-up lines actually help sometimes
but u have to be confident in order to pull it off
most girls will think you're joking when u say it, so they may think you're kinda funny
but then on the other hand, it may cause you to look very stupid if she doesn't have that sort of sense of humor or she's super mature/bitchy

Lol, guys will liek pickup jokes.

As long as the girl is cute, and a nice smile, I'd like almost anything she says

Beenly IDK if your sig should make me disturbed... or make me laugh uncontrollably, but it's doing both.

Never really thought about that.






MUWAHAHHA.
New Pick Up Line - Did you fart, because you're blowing me away?

aint u gay..

niiceee legs?

--thanks =]

what time do they open?


hahahaha x]

"Thank you in advance."
"For what?"
"For giving me your number."

honestly though, if you said any of those things
i'd just stare.
like. really. stand. and stare.

Pick up lines are hilarious. I thoroughly enjoy watching people use them, no matter what the outcome.

Haha nice, but girls do laugh at pick up lines.
Guys always be telling me pick up lines, I just laugh.
Find another way to get a girl (:

oh btw I do know a few.
Do you got a library card? cos I'm checking you out.
Do you believe in love at first or should I walk by again.
Did you just fart, cos you blew me away.
You must be tired, cos you been running around my mind all day.
Do you have a map, cos I get lost in your eyes everytime.

^ haha, I got that one before too.

-"Are you a parking ticket? cos you got FINE written all over you"
-"Damn Im so glad I brought my library card today because I jst checked you out"

That made me LOL.

Im a girl who had been dating girls for about the last 12 years. I met this guy online & we were just friends until my last girlfriend dumped me out of the blue. One day he said: "You need to come over to the dark side."

I didnt get it until he explained that he meant start dating men...actually he meant himself.

Was he black?

I agree, pickup lines seem to amuse me.

lol, i don't know how far you can go using lines like that.

lol i love outer space pick up lines always makes me laugh.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world!

where is kc?

"your face is nice, did you get plastic surgery?" -KC

I said that to your mom and then she stood up and turned around.

don't be angwee azns dun wantchu

i would crack up laughing and walk away. honestly, what would a guy really expect after he says something like that? unless a guy was almost certain he was gonna get somewhere, pick-up lines are only good for laughs.

Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you.
LAMEEEEE

Excuse me, but what's the breast way to your heart? <333333333333

"Our love is like dividing by zero; it's undefinable."

"I don't have my library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

"nice shoes. Wanna have sex?"

^ Haha, I have a friend whose sister is getting married to the guy that introduced himself with "nice shirt, wanna f***?"

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.

"I will be monitoring your frequencies."

f*ck yeah.

ay gurl u look skinny i approve

"You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan."
"I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot."

I love every bone in your body...Especially mine.

You wanna do somethin' strange for a lil' piece of change, lil' mama?!

i know! who uses pick up lines nowadays

thank you nick cannon

You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.

*guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants.
*stare*

no wonder you arent getting any girls

haha?

do you work at subway?
cause you just gave me a foot long.

Hey there sugar,
Can I be you CANDYMAN? (sound like something off of supafly)

I know..I know, I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out, sweetcheeks.


Hey there, do you like peanut butter and jelly? Because I'm peanut butter and your jelly and we can make a gooooood sammick! but if you like we can have a side of milk. mannnn!!!!

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey was that an earthquake, because you just shook my world, baby...Woot!

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Theres something wrong with my phone. It doesnt have your number

Did you get a ticket? Becuase you have fine written all over you.

i7s run pretty cool, actually. 965BE without a cooling fan would be better.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

i'll let you stand next to me if you don't complain about the heat

"Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you're hot."



O_o

"Is your name Winter?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you look like a cold heartless biotch."
^_^