1. What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

ruff

2. Why was the cookie sad?

b/c it felt crummy

3. What do you call an illegally parked frog?

toad

what does santa claus have for breakfast?
mistletoast

ha. ha. ha.

that made me giggle. lol

What?

mistletoast. hehehe.

lol i know all these stupid corny jokes cause one time my friends and i went to study at barnes and nobles for a regents. we ended up giving up after an hour or so, so we went to the kids section and grabbed every single joke book. then we spent about 2 hours cracking up hysterically in tears over the worst jokes.

what year was ET born in?
19-ET-3

what do you call a crazy flower?
a crack pot

what did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?
nothing. it just waved.

lol these jokes are so horrible.

lol. so stupid it's funny.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Eliphino or Hell if i know.

Heh, these jokes make me laugh. They're so stupid you have to laugh at them.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.