here's some jokes that might just lighten up your mood.
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!"
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?"
"the bus driver insulted me!" she says.
" he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that"
" you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind"
"good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey."
~~~~~~~~~
Three guys are lost in a desert and on the verge of dehydration when they come across a magician standing at the top of a huge slide. The magician tells them. " as you go down this magic slide, name a drink. When you reach the bottom, you will land in a giant glass od the drink you named"
so, the first guy slides down and yells " WAAATTTEEERRR!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of water.
The second guygoes down yelling " GAAAATORAAAADE!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of Gatorade.
The third guy goes down yelling "WHEEEEEE!" ( in other words Weee sounds like pee)
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DISTURBING JOKE.
How do you spot ronald mcdonald in a crowd at a nude beach?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
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LoL, not bad. I'm still kinda' laughin' at some of 'em. 
hahha lols theyre funnie 
the first nd second joke was funniee
QUOTE(babixlilac @ Jul 3 2004, 9:48 PM)
the first nd second joke was funniee
yea i agree wit that...i dun quite get the last one
yeah i didnt get the last one but the rest are funny lols
QUOTE(conster @ Jul 5 2004, 12:15 PM)
yeah i didnt get the last one but the rest are funny lols
yeah same here
hahahha cute =D
haha those were funny
LOL. funnyy stuff =) hahas dammns.
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A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!"
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?"
"the bus driver insulted me!" she says.
" he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that"
" you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind"
"good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey."
that one was the funnies tto me
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?"
"the bus driver insulted me!" she says.
" he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that"
" you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind"
"good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey."
oh my goodness the first one is so mean. damn these are good.
that was funny
you never know what humor can do for a person
harhar, poor guy, wheeee? lol...ouch!
I only like the third one =)
haha lolz the first and third one were funni
hahahhahaha...LUVIN the 2nd one, ive already heard the 1rst one so i didnt laugh at that...but it made me smile! u see? BIG grin
u see? BIG grin
QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jul 3 2004, 3:09 PM)
here's some jokes that might just lighten up your mood.
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!"
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?"
"the bus driver insulted me!" she says.
" he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that"
" you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind"
"good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey."
~~~~~~~~~
Three guys are lost in a desert and on the verge of dehydration when they come across a magician standing at the top of a huge slide. The magician tells them. " as you go down this magic slide, name a drink. When you reach the bottom, you will land in a giant glass od the drink you named"
so, the first guy slides down and yells " WAAATTTEEERRR!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of water.
The second guygoes down yelling " GAAAATORAAAADE!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of Gatorade.
The third guy goes down yelling "WHEEEEEE!" ( in other words Weee sounds like pee)
~~~~~~~~~~~~
DISTURBING JOKE.
How do you spot ronald mcdonald in a crowd at a nude beach?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!"
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?"
"the bus driver insulted me!" she says.
" he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that"
" you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind"
"good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey."
~~~~~~~~~
Three guys are lost in a desert and on the verge of dehydration when they come across a magician standing at the top of a huge slide. The magician tells them. " as you go down this magic slide, name a drink. When you reach the bottom, you will land in a giant glass od the drink you named"
so, the first guy slides down and yells " WAAATTTEEERRR!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of water.
The second guygoes down yelling " GAAAATORAAAADE!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of Gatorade.
The third guy goes down yelling "WHEEEEEE!" ( in other words Weee sounds like pee)
~~~~~~~~~~~~
DISTURBING JOKE.
How do you spot ronald mcdonald in a crowd at a nude beach?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
hehe.. they;re ok
the first one made me laugh...i've heard the second one b4 so i only smiled...but a big smile... hehe...last one wasnt that funnie..i think i got it.. 
hehe...last one wasnt that funnie..i think i got it..
funny stuff lol
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