have you ever got attacked by one

yeah. in italy, some man gave me bird feed and i happily fed the few pigeons in the square. suddenly there were like... a million pigeons swarming in, resting on my head/shoulders/arms and pecking at my hand, even when i ran out of feed



i saw this in san marcos and got so scared i refused to get out of the car.

i got pooped on by one.

I actually have not. I always used to get scared of geese in the parks, though, when I'd walk by I was always afraid they were gonna start following me.

Not that I remember... though my aunt tells me I got bitten by a goose before. I wasn't ever afraid of birds until I watched Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. Scary shit right there.

no, but i've personally witnessed a handful of birds die from hitting the windows of time warner mall in columbus circle ;| every freakin' time i walk there, a bird falls within a 2 feet radius from me.

I got bit by a duck :[

Me too. My mom was the one who told me to wait for her in the spot I got pooped on... but it was like abnormal poo...

I don't understand how they can be so brave.

I got pooed on by one and then that area turned red and got itchy wtf

Oin virginia if you throw pebbles in the air bats think they are bugs and fly out of no where and you hear like a cracking/snapping sound when they grab em. Well one time i through a pebble and apperantly the bat came a little late and the pebble was right over my dads head and it swooped right over my dads head. It was funny.

No, but at the townhome we just moved into (where I park, that is), they shit on my truck all the time.

I eat birds = quail.

My mom has. She was walking down the street and a bird swooped down, pecked at her head and flew away. Not kidding.

no. i've almost been sorta attacked by bats though.

cause they are too dumb to know fear

lmao u caught the bird flu

ok Mr. In My Great Artistic Yacht

Almost did, my grandpa raises a lot of birds and when I was little we used to go up there and look at them. One day one of the birds flew out and landed on my head and wouldn't get off...but it didn't poop.

Isn't there something like you get good luck if they poo on you?

is that why tung walks around with his head facing up and his mouth open

it makes me laugh that this topic got so many replies. i only made it for the sake of posting those animated birds flying around and the question was just an after thought.

everyone wants to talk about what you wanna talk about JC

when you have something to say it seems to cause quite a bit of reaction. kudos.

i care what you have to say too

people getting shitted on by birds was pretty interesting in itself

aw, you're makin' me blush over here.


lol. yeah it was.

This obnoxious little boy who's a family friend of mine got shat on the head. We had a good laugh while he cried.

looks like JC found a toya replacement

i know i have been surveying this situation for a long time and found who i want maybe

even s need love

he cried?


that's a good thing right?


surveying huh? how that goin' so far?

Awwwww



I thought a topic about birds shitting on people was interesting.

a needs and elf



good, you got points for making a topic about triscuts and wheat thins. that sounds like something i would make a topic about. i approve of this.

Well he was about 7 at the time...

glad you approve. now what's this about an elf? crackin' on my height?

he meant in the metaphorical sense in that a santa needs a helper

oooooh, got it. i'm slow sometimes. short all the time.

i need someone to take under my wing.



you see how i managed to stay on topic and not on topic at the same time right there

yes, i noticed. i would appreciate that.

wow this JC/Ashley thang is gettin' kyoot

new cB love in the making kinda reminds me of kaycee and arjuna

i think she's officially my sidekick II now


this topic got way off topic

lol i had no clue what you were talking about the first 10 times i read that

me too! but mine was infront of some people hitting on me ;A;

What?


and what?

I missed all that love?

And did you see any birds today, JC?

hmm, no, i don't believe i saw any birds today.

NO BUT IVE BEEN ATTACKED BY ONE!!!

doesn't count