Biologically speaking, she is a healthy specimen of apt breeding age, so my hormones reacted accordingly to some extent. This is a natural phenomenon of harbouring this body for a vessel and is not cause for concern, since the feeling is easily repressed.

Of course, I could do none other than refuse the offer. This individual knows about my commitment to warriorship, to fighting, to being the unequivocal slayer of Man and Beast destined to reap the wrath of my enlightenment upon this realm.

Yet, some persist knowing this full and well. It is my place, for now, to be an outsider to the human life-cycle, observing and utilizing interesting points of note along the way. What do you think to be an appropriate course of action in the face of such persuasion? Perhaps being facetious only adds fuel to the fire, but then again, less of what I said was actually in jest than she perhaps realizes.

youre so stiff and boring lol

Your fruitless jabs of colloquialism do not phase me, plebeian.

:D
*tries not to burst out laughing*
OWNED

lol you've lost all hope with that girl on your last comment

you might not be indulging in more obvious desires of the flesh... but, holy shit are you getting high off self-righteousness.

hmm,uhm,...

good for you.

lolol

You may not have enjoyed the photo, but plenty of people on cb would have.

^ lol all the guyssss.

You should have gotten it and posted it here.

would you change your last name to armstrong

I am so not beyond such frivolous measures of gratification.

@ the thought of me turning down nudes. Why you do this?

^ Get that smut out of my wholesome thread.

Hahaha Legend ur so funny...

^ Where's Tung?

I corrected myself
I'm on my iPod and I was scrolling down fast. And I thought I saw tung where legend posted...common mistake

lollllllll
sorry
you speak in a really formal language.

i'm sure you've lost her
don't worry.

I am sick, and I never get sick. That wretched temptress must have cast a curse upon me.

that is the most hilarious thing I've read all night! especially the 2nd to last line

LOL that was a funny convo.
but uhh , you're a guy & you're suppose to accept that offer haha , unless you have a gf and yeah .

& you talk really really really formal .

Dood you know what... You should have taken her pictures and just thrown them all over the internet to teach her a valuable lesson lol... that would have been epic

You're awful =P

I know a lot of guys that do that to annoying bitc...females after they've hurt them.

Reidar, I am in extreme liking of the way you speak.
Sorry, reading that entire rejection of her just made me smile.

TL;DR
However from what i did see you sound hot.
Pics please.

do you talk in real life with that kind of vocabulary?

you talk like you just discovered earth