* cell phone rings *

friend: hey tung
me: sup
friend : lemme go over your house
me: oh why. (notices it's 2am in the morning)
friend: i need to use your internet.
me: oh, umm. why do you need to use it.
friend: i'm stuck in pokemon! and i need to look up gamefaqs!
me: wtf?

he ended coming to my house and checking gamefaqs because he didn't know what to do in pokemon and was stuck.

ever had wtf moments like this.

He is so cool.

I've had WTF moments, but not like that.

which pokemon game was it

Im guessing your good friends?
How far does he live from you?

not really a "wtf" moment, exactly, but once, my friend decided to wander into my room at 3-4am. i was sleeping and he opens the light and i wake up and i'm like "wtf" and he's like "hey, ya got milk?" and i'm like "yeah" so he goes to the fridge, takes out the milk, pours it into a cup, drinks it, then says "good night," turns around, and leaves with my milk carton.

he was pretty blitzed.

*phone rings

"hello?"
"yo, its D."
"whats good?"
"you don't have a roommate, right?"
"nah."
"can I borrow your room real quick?"
"...for what?"
"n*gga, I'm tryin' to beat guts."
"$50 and you're standing my duty."
"50? Man, I'll hit it in a port-o-potty."
"Take it or leave it."
"..."
"and you wash my sheets."
"n*gga what? you don't even sleep in that bed."
"think long, think wrong."
"you buggin"
"$75"
"aight, aight, I'll be there in 10."

this happened last night at 4am.

lol nice

*just now

me: bro, can you help me carry something
him: ok...omg its a 100lb desk
me:come on
him:no
*i attempt to get desk upstairs when hes at starbucks*
*i almost brake back*
*i angry*
*im going to ask him again when he gets back...*

hahahahaahahah this made meeee laughhhhh xD!

LOL, at least it wasn't those Final Fantasy games or whatever, that' would take a long time.

are you serious?

Dead-ass.

Just now...

"Saunders, the ********* is coming today. I need you to drive."
"Top, a convoy op?"
"Yea dog."
"What happened to laying low and staying out of harm's way in my last days?"
"I know, I know but you're the most qualified."
"So much for 'no more mission,' right?"
"I know, I know, but duty calls."
"I'd better not have any issues."
"You think they [insurgents] would use this opportunity to make a statement?"
"Yes. Check the intel brief, Top."
"Well, then, umm, stay alive, Devil. You'll be fine."