If you could teach a group of 9th graders a class, anything you want, what would you teach them?

inb4kevin "how to hit a joint/bong/etc"

Would there be an actual in-class demonstration?

i would give them all condoms

for sure

Isn't "sensai" supposed to be spelled like Sensei?

I think I need someone to teach me Japanese.

And yes.

Math.

Computer skills, or a current event/history type class

i would teach them how to not be freshmen lol

How to manage their money. When I was in high school there were so many kids that were clueless about credit card interest, writing things off on taxes, filing taxes, and even balancing a check book.

^ true, i would also teach them how to not disobey their parents and don't fool around to mess up the their grades, cause some freshmen think now they reached high school. it's like the "real life" for some of what the teachers said. just don't hang out with the wrong people, i would tell them that.

Computer programming.

Persuade to not drop out of school and condoms.

Teach them to have good manners.

Seriously, what happened to "Thank You" and stuff?

I secondly motion that.