I keep a knife by my bed and a compound bow in my closet at all times.
And my mom always has dreams that i get kidnapped and tells me. haha.
Whats your weapon of choice.
And not a gun.
And fists count.

Do you
also carry
around pepperspray
in your purse?
By the way,
carrying
a
weapon around
doesn't
constitute as
being manly.

Nope.
And I know. But it is part of it.
You can still be manly without it.

I see.
I don't
understand
why you
need to
have a knife
by your bed for.
Are you scared someone
is going
to rape
you in your
sleep or something? O.o
Or are you scared of this guy.

You have no idea how much I hate Ronald McDonald.

I don't have any weapons. But I could probably turn something into a weapon.

in the summer i took the vent cover off my floor and had it next to me the whole night.
I kept hearing some really weird noises and at some point where there was a loud crack outside my window around midnight.

Fogell: "What's it like to have a gun?"
Officer Michaels: "It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."

I've got some knives. But I see little need for guns.

Nice.

I've got nothing but some moldy cheese that could potentially scare one off.

Moldy cheese would scare me off.

Well I have a softball bat. I could bash with that.

Lol. It's not much a weapon, but I have a small wooden breast cancer bat beside my bed :D. My dad bought it to donate to Breast Cancer research so I just keep it there since I have no use for it. I doubt it would be of much use if anything happened, though.

If I got kidnapped though, I'd probably scratch out their eyeballs like a pansy :T

I just have a Bolt action .22 under my bed, and the bullets are in another part of the house so...

I have my fingernails and can make them bleed.

i carry around a 20 pound hot dog

I like talking about weapons. Just more collecting them though.
And "Reidar" those weapons are awesome!
I have a friend with that same ninja star thing.

i'm figuring if someone tries to kill me in my sleep they already have a big advantage anyway so i don't think a knife by my bed is gonna do me much good.

The knife is by my bed just cause thats where it is. Not cause I think i can pull some ninjas skills and whip open my droors with my feet. haha.
Is anyone else here into archery?

droors eh?


nah it's ok i'm not makin fun of you. i thought it was badmitten = badminton until today. and i also thought on the weather when they say windchill they were saying "windshield". so i'll always be like " yeah it's 15 degrees outside but the windshield is 5!"

O dangit! Drawers! Sorry! haha

Or hit em between the legs if there a guy and give them...
I had a friend who had that.

Are you serious, there saying windchill? I feel like a dumb ass.

I have a bat by my bed, no real reason though. If someone broke in I probably wouldn't even thing about grabbing it.

Why the f*ck don't firearms count? You suck.

I'm making my own thread for gun owners and admirers of high powered firearms.

Um, we have a baseball bat in our garage. And maybe the really heavy flashlight downstairs. So really we have no weapons, except for cutlery and kitchen tools.

...I'm Canadian. I have never met anyone who owns a gun (that I am aware of). Our ideas of badassiness/manliness depend on other things entirely. Like, I once read on some guy's MSN screenname that he was selling a bulletproof vest. Which is cooler than a gun, obviously. Manlier though? I don't know.

WHAT?! Dude, that is pretty cool. Though I don't think I'd have any real use of it.

Hey, speak for yourself. I'm Canadian.

Satisfied?

I guess there is the occasional angsty teen who is obsessed with weapons, or the gang member or two, but apart from that, what I said holds true (at least for me). I've heard of more knife violence than gun violence anyway.

Respect the shooter. It doesn't take much skill to take a round to the dome. It takes a lot more skill to fire a round to someone's dome while 600 yards away, in the rain, using iron sights.

Quite.

g26.

My dad just left for isreal today.
And if you read the headlines you know theres a war going on. And missiles constantly going off. And hes actually going to the gaza strip! Where there a constantly snipers and missiles going off and hes gonna have to wear one. And as they drive around the camp they cant stop driving for more than 15 secs or youll get shot.
And my dad is going on a mission trip. He;ll be back in 10 days.

f*ck you dumb. No shit there is a war there, there has been one for years. This is not new. And missiles from Israel=finally stepping up to the game.

I know there has been missiles exploding in isreal for years but they actually declared war on isreal! Im not stupid! Im jewish!

You certainly sound stupid. And I'm Jewish too.

Lotta shit exploding in the Gaza Strip, too. Including a UN compound...

They make isreal look bad! Gaza fires way more missiles and they declared the war.
All the news posts anything isreal does but not the bad stuff the gaza ppl r doing!
You dont know what your talking about unless youve actually been there and youve seen whats happening.

In the words of john mayer. They have the only information they can bend it all they want. (his song waiting on the world to change.)

The UN doesn't fire missiles at Israel, and the UN didn't declare war on Israel, so how is Israel justified in shelling a UN compound? The UN is in Gaza as a relief agency who is trying to help the Gazan civilians, who also haven't fired missiles on Israel, by the way. Israel attacked a UN post during their war with Lebanon, too, by the way.

Anyway, the whole missile thing is over-blown. Hamas' missiles rarely do any real damage, let alone kill anyone. Sure, they're still terror weapons, but you don't consider Israel firing chemical weapons on a civilian population to be terror, too?


You know what, you're right. And back in the 1940s, FDR didn't have any first-hand evidence that Hitler was mass-murdering Jews. Was he wrong to declare war on Germany?

lol@this guy arguing, talks like hes been there and done that

Wait? Are you saying UN is england?
And is the UN for or againt isreal?

God, I'm not that ignorant. I meant that there's no point of me having one now, in Canada, where there is no war going on.


And I am never going to forgive you for referencing John Mayer.

Just stop reading this topic Joanne. Your IQ will drastically decrease if you continue this.

can this guy even get an erection

Hm? No, I don't think I'm saying that. The UN is a multinational conglomeration of nations that seeks (or attempts to seek) peaceful resolutions to problems between nations -- at least in theory. They're not really "for" or "against" Israel per se; they're just (a) seeking a peaceful resolution to the conflict; (b) a peaceful resolution to the Israel-Palestine crisis in general; and more immediately, © aid for civilians caught in the middle of the fighting.

Dont be sad! I love john mayer! aha

O i see.
It just often seems that people try and make isreal look bad.
Cause they often focus on any bad thing but dont talk about the bad stuff anyone else is doing. But thats just my opinion.

As do I.

I don't really know what "people" try to make Israel look bad. The American media (especially Fox News and the Associated Press) sure don't. American politicians don't. The BBC does paints a rather fairly balanced view of the situation, as do most European governments.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of Hamas. But I really can't condone Israeli's bombing of civilians, etc.

If youve seen hotel rwanda, to me its seems like isreal is like africa and when they listen to the radio they wont say whats really happening.
Also you might want to read some isreally headlines. cause they often give a lot of info that other news stations wont.

I know there are a few sites but I forgot.

Edit: o and you mentioned isreal bombing civilians but hamas bombs more isreally civilians. My dad has actually gone to the camps where they keep all the homade bombs that have exploded in isreal and there are just hundreds and hundreds on racks.