Can you use real English words?


Well, can you?

Can you read a whole book in one sitting?

I don't sit while I read. My butt hurts after a while.

... same question :}

no.

can you make me spaghetti?

Probably not.

Can you visit /b/ without your eyes igniting?

can someone please f*cking explain what /b/ is?

Well, can you?

I cant explain it.

Can you fall asleep on a toilet?

I could if I wanted to.

can you?

poop sleep.

can you do the can can?

wtf is that?
Can you do the cha cha

Yes.

Can you?

I can do any dance move.

Can you bake a cake?

who can't?

can you fix a car?

Better than you.
How old are you actually?
You dont have any pics up?

Can you ride your bike with no hands?

i'm sure the only thing you can do better than me is make yourself seem like a complete idiot.
and this isn't the "O HAI I'M A STALKER AND I WANT 2 KNO EVERYTHING ABT U" topic.

yes i can.

can you play the xylophone?

Nope.



Can you ummm...
Swim faster than 30mph?

Sorry, but my last name isn't Phelps.

Can you imitate people really well?

Some people

Can you not stare at the opposite sex?

umm... no?

can you but your feet behind your head?

Ya.

Can you grow anymore?

Probably not. I've been 5'7" for 4 years.

Can you watch Glassinmyass without vomiting?

Never heard of it

Can you masturbate to 2G1C

wtf?...

can you hold your bladder for long?

"long" is so vague. i' can hold my urination for about 2 hours, to the max.


CAN YOU SHOOP DAH WHOOP?

watt happinn wenn u cantt holdd.. u JERK dat shiett beenlyy..

UH... u meenn shoott da hoop ritee...

YE mofo... i throww u enn da fukkenn hoop 2.. shiet..

CANN YOUU PEEE SITT DOWWN...

oh yeah, i'm real good at that.

can you eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting?

ehhhh, I would have to try, but I cold proly do it. lol

Can you twist your arm all the way around?

To where?

Can you sleep for 24 hours?

no..

kenn yuu faartt wenn u wann..

no.

can you surf?

never really tried.

can you read a 500 page book in one sitting?

no way.

can you sing "well"?

i'd like to think that.

can you talk on the phone while driving?

I can but I get too distracted so I don't do it.

Can you do a hand stand?

Yeah, if I try.

Can you go blind folded for a day?

Sure. Driving would be a problem though lol.

Can you tell when someone's lying?

Sometimes.

Can you watch 2 girls 1 cup with your whole family on a HD 50" plasma Screen tv with surround sound?

No.

Can you listen to Rock Lobster 50 times in a row without going crazy?

Nope.

Can you love me? [;

ohh yee..

cann u litt moi drivv u carr beenly..

Wow...


Can you eat peräkoroke?

Definitely NOT


Can you... GTFO?

lol i can and i will as soon as i'm done posting.

can you lift your own weight?

No, I can't.

Can you post tits?

No.

Can you prove you're 18?

Only if you can you prove you're 12.

Can you watch 1man1jar without throwing up?

if i knew what channel, yes.

can you stand being in the snow?

Yes I love it.

Can you think about your life without being disappointed?

right now, no.

can you look at Micheal Jackson without cringing?

No.

Can you spend all day watching tv?