Ryan
Dec 1 2008, 12:23 AM
Well a week ago my friend's mom seduced me and I respectfully declined...and a few days later there was a party at his house and his mom was there. I was really drunk and I somehow found myself in a locked room with her and well...you know how it goes. I don't like her and she's been calling my cell lately and I can't even look at my friend eye to eye anymore without the guilt. So what should I do? Should I tell my friend? and why me!?
SuckDickNSaveLives
Dec 1 2008, 12:25 AM
Marry the mom, become his father, and son him.
hypnotique
Dec 1 2008, 12:26 AM
Well what do you look like? I mean if your good looking then shit she couldnt help herself
brooklyneast05
Dec 1 2008, 12:27 AM
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Dec 1 2008, 01:25 AM)

Marry the mom, become his father, and son him.
do this^
actually though i knew of this dude who was dating this girl, and she dumped him to date his mom who randomly turned lesbian. so you know, it could be worse!
hypnotique
Dec 1 2008, 12:37 AM
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Nov 30 2008, 11:27 PM)

do this^
actually though i knew of this dude who was dating this girl, and she dumped him to date his mom who randomly turned lesbian. so you know, it could be worse!
wow thats like a f*cking nightmare
karmakiller
Dec 1 2008, 01:04 AM
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Nov 30 2008, 11:25 PM)

Marry the mom, become his father, and son him.
Perfect plan, but the OP doesn't like this guys mom.
Castaway
Dec 2 2008, 01:55 AM
uh wow.
Just get it off your chest so you can move on.
FreakyFellow
Dec 2 2008, 07:56 AM
QUOTE(Ryan @ Dec 1 2008, 10:23 AM)

and why me!?
you are lucky my friend...carry on ..and don't tell to your friend ...he will be happy if his mom is happy...
LittleMissSunshine
Dec 5 2008, 07:55 PM
LOL. don't listen to any of them! they're being silly yet humorous! haha (;
anywho, i really think you should talk to the mom, if your really not attracted to her.. then don't. it causes problems and it will be awkward for your friend and you. is the mom single?
forthesakeof
Dec 31 2008, 01:49 AM
This is insecure but.. is that mom a cougar?
Oh, I'd tell your friend what happened.
FreakyFellow
Dec 31 2008, 05:04 AM
carry on this f*cking relationship until you lost interest....don't think of the world,and be confident there is nothing wrong with this relationship.
LittleMissSunshine
Dec 31 2008, 04:43 PM
the mom is probably a cougar!
mytangerine
Jan 12 2009, 05:43 AM
"And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know."
you wanted it, don't lie.
gojira
Jan 24 2009, 12:18 AM
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Dec 1 2008, 12:25 AM)

Marry the mom, become his father, and son him.
this is the best advice i've seen yet
KINGdinguhling
Jan 24 2009, 12:29 AM
LMAO
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