Okay, so I was sitting in Econ class today, turned around to fix the coat hanging around my chair, and all of a sudden I feel something snap across my shoulder.

For a moment I'm confused...wtf just happened? Then I realize that MY FUCKING BRA STRAP BROKE OFF.

WTF.

I had lopsided boobs for the rest of the day, not fun. Had to keep my jacket on the entire time afterwards just so people couldn't see that weird part of my bra poking out now that there's no strap to hold it down.

What wardrobe malfunctions have you had?

Haha, this reminds me of Chuiee's bra-malfunctions in high school.

Hmm, I can't really think of anything quite as dramatic. I've gone to school wearing my white Hot Hot Heat shirt that turned out to have funny orange stains on it. Oh and one time in elementary school, I slid on the gym floor in my new Adidas track pants, and I just so happened to slide RIGHT ON A TINY PEBBLE and made a hole at the knee. I was upset for days.

^ Sucks! I remember how tearaways were like, the hottest things ever in elementary school. I wore them to PE one day and then I ran and slid on my knees on the floor, and the friction must have created enough heat to literally MELT a hole through the knees. Yeah. Not really a malfunction I'd say, but still.

Forgot to unzip my jeans in the crotch area, so people saw my Hollister boxers.

OH Chuiee told me she almost tucked her Wilfred cardigan into her pants today after going pee pee! =P

I always almost do that.

last year after class i got back in my car and i realized i had a huge rip in my jeans. like from my crotch 1/3 way down my thigh with my boxers hanging out. yeah, i went to class and walked around campus like that and didn't even know. why does nobody tell you when these things happen

oh god that has happened to me once. i was wearing a shirt that was kinda low, and for a while i didnt notice the strap was hanging OUT. wtf.. well, good they were both black.

my pants rip in the crotchular area sometimes.

one time, i wore these black pants to this semi-formal thingy, went to the bathroom, and discovered there was a golf-size hole in the crotch region. good thing i had black underwear on so you probably couldn't tell unless you were staring intently at my crotch or i spread my legs open like a whore :D

One time in 4th grade, the buckle or whatever on my bra was irritating me so I decided to sort of rub my back against the seat so I could scratch it. And then my bra unbuckled. I had no idea what to do because the guy I liked was sitting behind me. So I had to wait until recess to go buckle it again.

There was also this other time where I wore this thin skirt & it somehow got torn from the back, so you could basically see my underwear. I seriously don't get why people don't tell you these kind of things.

I'll tell people if they have something going on and they don't realize it. They usually get really mad, though. I don't know why... I'm nice about it.

I ripped my pants on a seat at the theatre once. It sucked, because I didn't have anything to cover it up with. I've never had a bra do anything funky, though.

Two of my friends were fooling around with a Dr. Pepper and it ended up getting shaken and squirted all over the place and mostly all over me so i had Dr. Pepper stains on a white shirt and yellow sweatshirt rest of the day

In elementary school I went a whole day wearing a pair of jeans with a huge rip right under the right back pocket. Someone finally told me after school while I was playing tetherball.