you don't know what its like when you get near a girl and cum in your pants *sigh*

help me

You just need to enjoy it while you can.

are you down with the bitches and hoes?

obviously, or else i wouldn't cum in my pants when i see them

Moved to Boys Locker

aw

That literally made me spit out my water. Thanks Steven.

Girlfriends are for weaklings.

Wow I came in here expecting that^ comment.

You're becoming too predictable, Reidar.

Predictability is for weaklings.

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I see you Reidar.

Lurking is for weaklings.

Says the Anonymous User. =P



Gigi, I am thisclose to warning you for double posting.

You should PM me first and tell me of my wrongdoing before warning me. As far as I know, someone has just been merging my posts without saying a word or even making a note of it in the actual post, so if I were actually that dumb to not notice, I wouldn't even have known I am breaking the rules.

Just a tip Jones. Think before you tarnish my perfect record!

We no longer give out verbal warnings.

But okay, now you know.

We have a new rule. We don't give verbal warnings anymore.

It's in the guidelines now. Lay down that hammer Jojopuff.

I'm still confused about that actually. I read someone's post (a staff member), and they said something about PMs, which =/= verbal warnings in the sense that I used to know. Anyway you guys should probably worry more about member bashing/spamming/n00dz than double posts, no? Or God forbid, if I forget to thumb a picture!

I'm an oldie guys, cut me some slack. My memory goes downhill sometimes. XD

hey! why are u vaginas in our locker room?

What, vaginas aren't allowed in here? That actually makes me sad.

you are what you eat

That made me giggle, sorry.

Try asking a girl out.

he cant. he'd cum before he can say anything.

exactly

evan i know you beat off to thoughts of guys too

Parodying is for weaklings.

heres what you do.sit on stickam all day.then you will get mad internot famuz

I've never had a girlfriend either.

do you cum in your pants like me?

i think you need to control your cumming or else.. thats ABNORMAL! hehe just keeeding.. i believe, you should try talking to the girl, instead of thinking of sex or what your gonna do to her..

Wear a Chastity belt when talking to one.
You've no chance at cumming, unless you have SUPERIOR penis strength.

LOL ^^

no. I'm not really that attracted to girls anyways.

never having a girlfriend isn't bad. it just shows you aren't ready for one, or don't make much of an effort.

yeah, cumming in your pants means your REALLY horny, lol.

I've never had a girlfriend either. I guess for me it is just because I feel too young to commit to just one girl.

Girls are vampires!