Heres a funny joke.. just thought I would share =)

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
godda*** thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your a$$!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

omg that joke is so fricking old its not even funny

old.

::jerry::

geez you guys are so nice... haha. heres a laugh. lol funny old joke!

didnt hear b4 but it ant so funny but i'll jus laugh to be nice..::laughs:: anyways gtg

ummm i dont get it yea i kno ime slow

i thought it was pretty funny.

then i remembered i'm a Christian and its not good to laugh at jokes like those.


but.. its still kinda funny.

i heard that before but i don't think it ever gets old. yeah, i shouldn't be reading about this stuff either

um sorry I didnt know it was old- i just read it the other day.

I heard the other classroom version. Pretty funny old joke

Seon Ho should see this

haha thats funni. i noe a similar one that has to do with a gurl in sunday sku

I don't get it...LOL!

oh my god that is funny!!!

haha that ones funny :D

i didnt hear that joke either. ITS so funny. hahaha

Ahahahahah!....*cracking up*

Good one..

I very well agree.

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LMAO OMG...

Lmao.
I thought it was good!!

that's my first time hearing that. it's hilarious!

i think its funny lol

funny stuff

glad you like =)

never heard that joke b4.....Funny

old??

i've never heard it before

kinda funny

Thats funny :)

haha.

I live it, but I cant tell anyone that one ;)

haha there was a topic about this already, but anyways it's funny when you read it again haha... the last one was hilarious.. i bet the wife was so embarrassed!

^ haha yup

sorry if there was another topic i didnt know

it's ok cause ur a noob and that topic was like long time...it's gona be hard time to look for that topic.

thats the same as the sunday school one. hehe.

my friend told me that one

I saw a joke similar to that on funnyjunk.com.

lmao... that was my first time to hear that joke