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DoubleJ
RULES
Pick one person to kill, f**k, and marry and the next person has to answer and come up with their own...

Doesn't have to always be a celeb, and doesn't have to always be the same gender.


I'll Start:

Kill f**k Marry

Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt (forgive the spelling)
Jennifer Garner
DoubleJ
OK LMAO FOR THE MODS WHO SEEM TO NOT GET THE GAME LOL I WILL DO THE FIRST ONE:

Kill: Jennifer Aniston
f**k: Jennifer Garner
Marry: Jennifer Love Hewitt

For the next person:

Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Brad Pitt
paolabear20
lol.
kill: Jason Mraz
F**k: Brad Pitt
Marry: John Mayer

um, so do I post three celebrities? hmm does it have to be only one gender for all three?

lol, HSM stars.

Ashley Tisdale
Vanessa Hudgens
Monique Coleman (that's her name right?)
DoubleJ
Kill Tisdale
f**k Hudgens
Marry Coleman

I gotta have that ass in my life!

Karen O
Beth Ditto
Haley from Paramore
Slightly
Karen O-Kill
Beth Ditto-f**k
Haley-Marry

Next person:

Mary-Kate Olsen
President Bush
Jessica Simpson
superstitious
Oh ew. lol

Mary-Kate Olsen - marry (for the money)
President Bush - kill
Jessica Simpson - f**k? She has nice knockers, I guess.

Oops... names

Charles Manson
Shirley Manson
Marilyn Manson

v BEAT YOU ;p
Melissa
President Bush - kill
Mary-Kate Olsen - f**k/marry
Jessica Simpson - marry/f**k

bad choices, dude.

hrm

male people staff?

Tung (pessimist)
Javonn (doubleJ)
Arjuna (Arjunacapulong)
LoveToMySilas
Tung (pessimist): Marry
Javonn (doubleJ): f**k
Arjuna (Arjunacapulong): Kill tongue.gif (ily!)

Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Nick Jonas
Joanne
^ Shit girl, that's tough.

Amy Winehouse: Kill (only because she's borderline insane)
Lindsay Lohan: f**k (only because I killed Amy Winehouse)
Nick Jonas: Marry (he's so cute, but non-f**kable)


James McAvoy
Johnny Depp
Clive Owen
DoubleJ
Marry Amy
f**k Lindsay
Kill Nick....

Gigi
HOW?!

Marry James McAvoy
f**k Johnny Depp
f**k Clive Owen

I can't choose, I'm sorry.

Hillary Clinton
Michelle Obama
Cindy McCain
DoubleJ
Kill Clinton
f**k McCain
Marry Obama

Biden, Obama, McCain
LoveToMySilas
Obama: Marry
McCain: Kill
Biden: f**k?

Hilary Duff
Chase Crawford
Dakota Fanning
Joanne
Hilary Duff: Marry (couldn't choose between her and Dakota)
Chase Crawford: f**k
Dakota Fanning: Kill


Sean Penn
Ethan Hawk
Jamie Lee Curtis
Gigi
Kill Sean Penn
f**k Ethan Hawk
Marry Jamie Lee Curtis

Jusun, Seon Ho, James LOL
Joanne
^ Kill Sean Penn???!!!!!! omg.gif!



Jusun: Marry
Seon Ho: f**k
James: Kill

Victoria Beckham
Emma Bunton
Melanie Brown
Blaqheartedstar
^ spice girls
Kill: Emma Bunton
f**k: Melanie Brown
Marry: Victoria Beckham
Melissa
-_- way to not give 3 names.

Stephen Colbert
Steve Carell
Steven (kryogenix)
Blaqheartedstar
oh sh!t... sorry

Kill: Steven (kryogenix)
f**k: Stephen Colbert
Marry: Steve Carell

Tinya Fey
Amy Poehler
Maya Rudolph
edit: damn typo.
hi-C
QUOTE(Blaqheartedstar @ Oct 26 2008, 07:28 PM) *
Tiny Fey
Amy Poehler
Maya Rudolph
lolz @ "Tiny"

f**k: Maya
Marry: Tina
Kill: Amy

Penn Badgely
Chace Crawford
Ed Westwick
berrypop90
I play this game on like, every road trip.

Kill Ed(no!!)
F*ck Chase
Marry Penn


Pee-Wee
Bill Clinton
John Lennon
hi-C
QUOTE(berrypop90 @ Oct 26 2008, 09:22 PM) *
Kill Ed(no!!)
F*ck Chase
Marry Penn

WHAT?! I would've married Ed, f**ked Penn, and killed Chace =(

QUOTE
Pee-Wee
Bill Clinton
John Lennon

f**k Bill Clinton
Marry John Lennon
Kill Pee Wee

Edit: Whoops!

Masi Oka
Zachary Quinto
Adrian Pasdar
amplifyy
Me, Myself, and I. :D
Slightly
^You killed it.
Joanne
QUOTE(hi-C @ Oct 26 2008, 06:36 PM) *
Masi Oka
Zachary Quinto
Adrian Pasdar

DAMMIT CARRIE!! I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!! sad.gif

Okay, well here goes:
Kill Masi Oka
F**k Zachary Quinto
Marry Adrian Pasdar


Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Jessica Simpson
Tung
Joanne Leung
Gigi Wong
Melissa
QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Oct 28 2008, 01:49 PM) *
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Jessica Simpson


Hm.

Kill: Britney Spears
f**k: Jessica Simpson
Marry: Christina Aguilera

Mitch Hedberg
Russel Peters
Dane Cook
Joanne
Kill Dane Cook
f**k Mitch Hedberg
Marry Russell Peters


Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Vanessa Williams
Gigi
f**k Venus Williams
Kill Serena Williams
Marry Vanessa Williams

Hugh Grant
Colin Firth
Jude Law

^ HELL YEAH I MADE YOU CHOOSE!
Melissa
holy shit

ok

kill: hugh grant (although i loved him in music&lyrics)
f**k: jude law
marry: colin firth

Burger King (guy)
McDonalds
Wendy's (girl)
berrypop90
kill MacDonald's
f**k Burger King dude
marry Wendy's girl(it's illegal so I don't know how that would work out)

Bill Nye
SpongeBob
50 Cent
paozuu
kill: 50 cent
f**k: spongebob
marry: bill nye

btw; thank goodness for DIVORCEEE (: lol cause i will definitely divorceee bill nye righttt away! heh (x

megan fox
hannah montana
pinnochio
hi-C
Jeez. Okay.

Kill Hannah Montana
f**k Pinocchio (that nose is probably good for something shifty.gif )
Marry Megan Fox

Orlando Bloom
Hugh Jackman
Heath Ledger (RIP sad.gif)
Joanne
I feel bad for doing this, but:
Kill Heath Ledger (... he's already dead sad.gif)
f**k Hugh Jackman
Marry Orlando Bloom

I actually would rather marry Hugh Jackman, but I really wouldn't wanna f**k Orlando. He looks like he'd be good with the kiddies anyhow.



Blair
Serena
Vanessa
hi-C
Kill Serena
f**k Blair
Marry Vanessa

Even though Blair is a bitch, she's a lot more fun than Serena. And Vanessa is a lot more stable than either or them, although I can't stand her moralizing streak.

Mulan
Pocahontas
Jasmine
Joanne
Kill Jasmine
f**k Pocahontas
Marry Mulan

Jasmine just annoys me to no end. I think it's that revealing turquoise top she always wears.



Tony Blair
Tony Hawk
Toni Braxton
hi-C
Kill Tony Blair?
f**k Toni Braxton?
Marry Tony Hawk?

I dunno, that was kind of a hard one Joanne XD

Michael Buble
Josh Groban
Jamie Cullum
Joanne
Kill Josh Groban (breaks my heart to put him there)
f**k Jamie Cullum
Marry Michael Buble (I like my Canadians!!)

George Harrison
Eric Clapton
Pattie Boyd? Haha
hi-C
Darn it again!

Kill Pattie Boyd (who the hell is that?)
f**k Eric Clapton
Marry George Harrison (RIP sad.gif)

Gemma Ward
Kate Moss
Lily Cole
Amaranthus
f**k Gemma Ward
Mary Kate Moss
Kill Lily Cole

Rosie O'Donnell
Whoopi Goldberg
Queen Latifah
Melissa
Kill: Rosie O'Donnell
f**k: Whoopi Goldberg
Marry: Queen Latifah

I love the queen :D

This'll be kinda hard... imo anyways...

Christian Bale
Edward Norton
Robert Downing Jr.
Gigi
Kill Robert Downey Jr.
f**k Christian Bale (sexy beast)
Marry Edward Norton (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!)

Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Amaranthus
Kill Jennifer Love Hewitt
f**k Jennifer Aniston
Marry Jennifer Lopez

Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt
Gigi
omg. This is impossible.

Kill Pierce Brosnan
f**k Brad Pitt
Marry Daniel Craig

Adriana Lima
Gisele Bundchen
Marisa Miller
hi-C
Kill Adriana
f**k Gisele
Marry Marisa

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Michael Kors
Tim Gunn
Clinton Kelly
Amaranthus
Kill Michael Kors.
f**k Clinton Kelly
Marry Tim Gunn

Emilio Estevez, Richard Gere, Bruce Willis
Gigi
I am strangely, strangely attracted to Clinton Kelly. Kind of like how I'm strangely attracted to Anderson Cooper. /random

Kill Emilio Estevez
f**k Bruce Willis
Marry Richard Gere

Hermione
Ginny
Cho
Joanne
Kill Cho
f**k Hermione (the movie version anyway)
Marry Ginny


Tom Hanks
Tom Cruise
Tommy Lee Jones
hi-C
Kill Cruise
f**k Hanks
Marry Jones

QUOTE(Gigi @ Oct 30 2008, 11:38 PM) *
I am strangely, strangely attracted to Clinton Kelly. Kind of like how I'm strangely attracted to Anderson Cooper. /random
You're not the only one. Silver foxxxxay... Anyways, speaking of newscasters...

Anderson Cooper
Keith Olbermann
Brian Williams
serotonin
You wouldn't hit this?

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