So? Your hand or your penis (plus testicles)

By the by, its the hand that you write with that would get cut off, just so you know...

Yes I'm sick and bored...

I'm going to assume most will say hand. You can always learn to write with your other hand... but there's nothing else on your body that can compensate for a penis.

hmm no hand means no jackin, no penis means no jackin, hmmm.................

left hand

I would choose penis, only because I'm fu*ked in the head and never want to reproduce! My children will only grow up to kill me anyway! Ah ha ha!

I choose penis. My hands are more important to me.

Besides, there's other ways to masturbate, and things more fun than masturbation that involve using the hands.

Edit:

Actually, I don't know. I usually write with my right hand, but my left hand is the one that has all the fun.

Edit:

You probably didn't need that bit of information.

I can do it with both hands so.. either HAND.