*Count Splek starts with 16,000 HP*
*Count Splek summons Weegee (10,000 HP 1 ATK Abilities: Instant Death Attack, Immune to spells and attacks)*
*Count Splek Ends Turn*

Srisly, just play along with it, its a game, if you dont understand it, well, its like a Pokemon battle kinda, I dunno... :/ There is no rules really...