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damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )
(or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )
never in that much of a rush not to lift it... 
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i hate it wen i wake up 30 minutes before my alarm goes off just because i needed to pee. and i have to stand there for like 3 minutes! i hate it!
keep a bucket by the bed 
lol
lol
QUOTE(mer @ Feb 10 2004, 4:31 PM)
i hate it wen i wake up 30 minutes before my alarm goes off just because i needed to pee. and i have to stand there for like 3 minutes! i hate it!
hahaha :p
i hate morning wood
i share a bathroom with 3 other guys... if im not the first person up... geees... ill be squirming around for like 10 minutes til i can get in the bathroom~
hahaha true that...i just hate that...
haha i hate that too.
i keep wipes handy at all times.. just in case that happens. ^^
LOL, I havent had that problem in a while...... But if i ever do get that problem, I will make sure I aim for the celeing!
Its weird how fast you have to go pee after chugging two pitchers of rasberry lemonade. 
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 8:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )
(or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )XDXDXD rofl
coconut passes through real fast too!
hahahaha guys r fummy!
lol
QUOTE(jeppu @ Feb 10 2004, 8:59 PM)
never in that much of a rush not to lift it... --
--same.. lolz
haha its not just rushing.. i sometimes pee when i talk to my gf.. so its like peeing with one hand.. but hey.. there's always toilet paper.. haha
hehe i have to pee right now KIDDING! KIDDING! 
i just run...there's two in my house so there's a chance one is available 
i just run...there's two in my house so there's a chance one is available
I juss piss my pants. It warms me in the cold cold morning. Haha.
PIUHAHAHAHHAHA!! lols
weird!!!
haha, man this is a real, meaningful conversation
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 8:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )
(or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )HAHAHA i think this is why i love guys.
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 8:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )
(or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )man dat's nothing.. last time we went to catalina for a 6th grade field trip.. we woke up like 4 in da morning to raid, and my friend and i had to go pee so bad.. we went on the toilets on da wall ones.. and den he wasn't looking were he was pissing, and he was frkn pissing all over my leg.. but good thing i was wearing those long wind breakers.. but still it was nasty my sox and my shoes got wet, and it was warm as hell
yeah i hate it, and i hate it when u try stop pissing and it hurts like hell 
QUOTE(WUDUP @ Mar 2 2004, 8:10 PM)
man dat's nothing.. last time we went to catalina for a 6th grade field trip.. we woke up like 4 in da morning to raid, and my friend and i had to go pee so bad.. we went on the toilets on da wall ones.. and den he wasn't looking were he was pissing, and he was frkn pissing all over my leg.. but good thing i was wearing those long wind breakers.. but still it was nasty my sox and my shoes got wet, and it was warm as hell
ROFLOL!!! that's sick, but hella funny without a doubt.
haha you guys are so freakin amusing
das messed man.... 
lol
lol
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Its weird how fast you have to go pee after chugging two pitchers of rasberry lemonade.
mMMMMm...rasberry lemonade!!!!
QUOTE(jeppu @ Feb 10 2004, 8:59 PM)
never in that much of a rush not to lift it... --
--exactly...
i dont think that happened to me b4...coz like id just pee in the bed! no kiddin, when i was like i dont know i forgot it was a looong time ago. but like id be freakin sleepy as hell and wouldnt notice i neede to go badly. all of a sudden id just feel that warm water gushin out and it would wake me up. i always tried to dry my blanket and my bedsheet b4 my mom would find it out
it's never happened to me before, but some people "leak" when they're extremely drunk
hahah
lols it neba happened to me.... lols well when i was a kid...like 5 years old...yeah~~ l0ls...
Uhm I don't know about all that, but I hate it when your pissing for a long time
and your all like fu*k hurry up. Also the right way to say it is piss not pee
girls go to pee guys go to piss
and your all like fu*k hurry up. Also the right way to say it is piss not pee
girls go to pee guys go to piss
yea, i say "piss"
hahaha i do that soo much. and it hella pisses me off. cuz then my mom walks in and says.. "i thought u just went pee? , Why is the seat down?" hahaha hella funny.
LOL....i kno all bout wakin up to pee...its actually my alarm clock.....i drink a class of water walkin to bed and at 6am i have to pee...so im for the day after that....its pretty kool....oh and yes morning wood really sux
wasn't there a.... pee: part two??
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man dat's nothing.. last time we went to catalina for a 6th grade field trip.. we woke up like 4 in da morning to raid, and my friend and i had to go pee so bad.. we went on the toilets on da wall ones.. and den he wasn't looking were he was pissing, and he was frkn pissing all over my leg.. but good thing i was wearing those long wind breakers.. but still it was nasty my sox and my shoes got wet, and it was warm as hell
yea i can ususally hold it in 4 a while, tho when i REALLY ned 2 go i run......... usually falling on my face
i think its unhealthy to constantly hold in urine for long amounts of time.
haha...
one time...i peed OUTSIDE my diaper...hehe naughty me
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 5:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )
(or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners )HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaahahAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHhahaahahahahA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow..........................heehee... do u still do that? keke do u clean up da toilet? teehee
my toilet bowl doesnt hav the toilet seat
yea steve. morning woody sucks.. but this one time omg haha.. i like woke up during the middle of the night and my girl woke up too and she noticed so uh.. you know..
oh man..you guys are funnie
well if ya'll are in a hurry cant ya'll just sit and piss ?
my cousin does that lol, i walk in on him one by accident so yeah haha.. except he held his penis in though lmao
my cousin does that lol, i walk in on him one by accident so yeah haha.. except he held his penis in though lmao
it's called standup urinals.. there pretty convenient. u should try em some times.
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