OK... im not scared of getting into trouble, and i got very bored this year, i go to a catholic school, so i compiled a list of stuff i tried at school.... this list became pretty (in)famous... here it goes:::::

*Do not confuse Band director's head with a cue ball, bowling ball, basically, any type of ball.
*Do not say to admin or teachers" don't make me mad i'm running out of room to put the bodies"
*When someone ask to borrow ur cell phone do not say"sry it's dead."
*When someone atually checks to see if it's dead make sure it is
*when the cell phone has 3 sticks left do not repley "well is usually has 4."
*Do not jump off benches and use the excuse that you are "preparing for the revolution."
*The revolution is not this week.
*Its not any time this week.
*I am not the atheist high priest.
*High priest does not mean the priest smokes before mass, and I should not convince My religion techer I know this for a fact.
Should not roll eyes when guest speakers say that sex is bad.
*Especially if you sit front and center.
*Can't check out early due to religious reasons... especially when everyone else stays at school.
*Can't fall down stairs just so that football players are obligated to carry you up and down them all day.
*Do not tell math teacher her pants are "definitely not copestetic".
*Don't remix 'Milkshake', 'My Neck, My Back', and 'Jesus Love the Little Children' in the middle of religion class.
*Especially when the principal is subbing.
*When going to buy a yearbook please make sure you know how to spell ur last name
*Do not shout out during lunch "THERE'S NO L IN LEDOUX"
*Can no longer steal free cokes from car dealerships.
*No dancing on lunch table in front of Coach Tank.
*Especially when the dance comes from "Dirty Dancing".
*Do not sit at picnic table when it is surrounded by water.
*Even if it does make you look wimpy.
*Do not confess undying love and devotion to ur best g/f in front of her b/f.
*When being interviewed to be accepted, do not answer the question, 'so what are your long term goals?' with the bright answer of... "To eventually overtake the world with a group of pink horses and flying monkies."
*None of my teachers ever want to hear about what I did with 4 cans of Sprite, 6 Fruit roll-ups, and 2 slices of pizza.
*Neither do administraters.
*I will not be the one to start the revolution.
*I should probably stop telling my religion teacher that only I know when the second-coming will be and where.
*No teacher wants to have nothing to do with my stories of famous murderers I'm related to.
*Don't correct teachers when they say something about drugs that isn't true.
*Don't ever ask questions while you are being drug tested.
*Especially anything along the lines of... So just exactly what drugs specifically show up on this thingy right hurr?!?!
*DO NOT take browies from Kristen no matter how delicious the may look
*DO NOT do this before an exam no mater how delicious browies look
*No pool on 3rd story
*No elevator either.
*Must stop asking if I can play on the roof of school with my Barbies and my bipolar invisible friends.
*Stop chewing that gum.
*Do not ask the lunch ladies what type of tires were used for the pizza.
*Just spit out the gum.
*No hats.
*Even if they DO have a cross.
*Not allowed to wear a necklace with a diamond Playboy bunny on it... even if there IS a cross on it too.
*Don't pull out another peice of gum and attempt to chew it.
*You do not come from France, Jersey, or Mississippi, so stop those voices.
*If a Senior tells you they will pay you $20 on the 1st day of school to ask a teacher where the boys' bathroom is, DO NOT ask principal.
*I am not a Greek or a Roman, and I should not bow down to Zeus in the middle of a religion test.
*No skateboarding at school.
*Boys are not allowed into the girls' locker room.
*Not even for 'physical science tutoring'.
*Physical science does not involve sex, and we should stop askin if it does.
*When teacher says we can now only ask reasonable questions in class, yelling out, "What the hook gonn be?"... bad idea.
*Don't answer a question with a question.
*Stop repeating yourself so much.
*I am not a character from the Simpsons.
*Stop repeating yourself so much.
*Don't forget the rule of personal space while talking to a school employee, they can classify it as sexual harrassment.
*Change what you repeat every now and then.
*Stop pretending to be drunk.
*Stop making up fake names and answering to those names alone.
*I am not the lord of the dance.
*My boyfriend's name is not the Ultimate Super-Hot Wedgie Giver.
*Stop bringing lists such as this one to school and showing them to everyone possible.
*Stop putting the staples right in the middle of the page you turn in.
*No singing.
*No singing anything, even church songs.
*No skipping in the hallway.
*No dancing or gymnastics in the hallway.
*Stop attempting to hide in your locker so that you can jump out and yell Boo! at 9th graders.
*Do not attempt to try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the desks. (When you're almost done, yell "No, wait, I messed up!" and start all over again!)
*Do not ask teachers repeatedly what gender they are.
*On the spot on standardized tests that says 'sex, M F' not right to write in, "Sometimes on Wednesdays too!'
*"I'm drunk" is not the best excuse for anything.
*Nothing I say is 'in accordance with the prophesy'.
*Lying is not right. (Fun, but not right)
*Teachers really don't want to know about every couple that made out at the movies last Friday.
*They don't wanna hear about what they did after they made out either.
*School uniform policy does not state "Uniform or nothing."
*That nothing is really not an option.
*Really.
*No lap-dance classes during Religion, Science, History, Reading, English, or Math. (Band is okay.)
*When getting fussed by teachers, I am not allowed to get the last word.
*(Word)
*No cards in band class because they are satanist.
*No sunglasses in the school building.
*When asked meatballs or meatsauce, dont respond with 'spaghetti'.
*The hallways are in the school building too.
*No eating doughnuts during morning prayer.
*Beingets either!

*It's only wrong if you get caught.
*Don't try to take a sink home as a 'keepsake'.
*The only way playing dice is allowed is if it's a 'math project'.
*If I don't stop bringing lists like this to school...
*"I have a hangover" is not a good excuse for missing Saturday school.
*I still do not have super powers.
*No ouija boards in religion class.
*When I do not know the answer to a discussion question on a test, quoting Dr.Suess will make me lose points.
*Freddy does not live under my desk.
*Not allowed to have flashbacks to the Civil War.
*I am not a nazi. (I didnt try this, someone called me that!)
*If the thought of something makes me giggle for more than 20 seconds, I must assume I am not allowed to do it.
*I'm not in need of 'a more suitable host body', so I should stop repeating that in a demonic voice between classes.
*No text messaging in class.
*Especially about the teacher.
*Stop threatening suicide with Pop Rocks and Coke.
*Take those sunglasses off.
*The hat too.
*And the necklace.
*No, not the shirt... or shoes.
*Crap is a curse word.

haha i kinda knew that alreardy. man u musta gotten in alot of trouble at sku

yeah, i did actually... got kicked out... hehe

LoL. not bad.

hmmm i never went to catholic school but if i did i would wanna try one of hem

are you serious you did this?

yeah buddy

thats a funny list you got there

sorry, but you have way too much time!

yeah buddy, i had lotz of time, skool kinda comes naturally, i wasnt the type to eat lunch in the library quietly or w/e... and sum of that happened during after school band practice or band camp during the summer. ugh, band camp

damn cathlioc skewl has so many rules...i am at catlioc skewl n i stayed there for a long time...n i got detention for pissing on the wall cuz i got so pissed

wow you actually did this????

What exactly did you do with 4 cans of Sprite, 6 Fruit Roll-Ups, and 2 slices of pizza?

i ate them! how innocent, but they thought it wouda been nasty

Ah I see now. But dang if I saw someone do that in my school (also go to a Catholic school), then that person would be considered a hero.

man, i suddenly wish i was in Catholic School just so I could get kicked out.

lol kinda like in the movie "The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys"

heh.. these also stand for things not to do in public schools too.

they look like fun! i have another one-
-->never tease your teachers about their love lives.
;D

haha me too, nice list btw haha

HAHAHAHAHA

wow. you're pretty naughty!