haha.. i just read the red neck 1's cuz pplz say im a red neck.. neways.. i love funni quotes ... there the BEST!! yea so here's sum of mine and then there b sum ov urs.. ltr it'll b a whole chain.. YEAH!!

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1.  "everytime i go to the doctors, they give me a jacket, a straight one, and it makes me feel special because i get to hug myself."

2. [librarian] "shhhhhhhhh" 

the librarian 1.. just 4get it.. its sumthin my friends made up.. if u get it its funni yea..

funni ma?? so keep ur comments and quotes cumin and ill keep mine cumin.. YEAH!!

um...seriously, i don't get it, i read it twice..

i'll second that..

I third it but..meh.

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel its warmth."

give more examples. were all confused

i fourth that

you might be a redneck if somebody says "say no to crack" and you pull your pants up

the library is a place to "make-out" or "XXX" so the librarian goes "shhh / shush"
cuz theyre' so loud...

dont wrry if ya dont get it.. it was a spare the moment thing.. i miss my fans..

i always say that when someones got a little trouser cleavage showing...heh

HAHAHAHA thats soo funnny. This quote was better than the second one on the top.

i agree....

HAY!! stop dissin me.. j/k



HAHAHAHA!!

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here... this is the war room!"
--Dr. Strangelove

"In Soviet Russia, if they let another party come into existence, they would still be a one party state, because everyone would join the other party."
--Ronald Reagan

thats one of my favorites! my friend told me that and i was cracking up!

i fifth that *confuzzled*

i don't get it...someone explain

heh i know that one thats funny


and i understood the librarian thing.,...cuz thats all they steriotypically say...