Yea i took this from TH. Any funny stories to tell? I'll start...
I was at track practice and the coach got pissed at a freshman and made him do crabwalks in front of the team. These dumbass freshman never wear underwear during practice. It wasn't long before the entire girls and boys team saw his junk. The coach laughed and said "i bet he won't do that s**t again!" haha
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Full Version: Any funny dick stories?
come on! someone must have one
i drooped my friend once in school. On accident I grabbed his boxers at the same time. when i just meant to grab his shorts.. oh man... that hallway was crowded too.
QUOTE(holiwud123 @ Jul 26 2008, 09:17 AM) 
Yea i took this from TH. Any funny stories to tell? I'll start...
I was at track practice and the coach got pissed at a freshman and made him do crabwalks in front of the team. These dumbass freshman never wear underwear during practice. It wasn't long before the entire girls and boys team saw his junk. The coach laughed and said "i bet he won't do that s**t again!" haha
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I was at track practice and the coach got pissed at a freshman and made him do crabwalks in front of the team. These dumbass freshman never wear underwear during practice. It wasn't long before the entire girls and boys team saw his junk. The coach laughed and said "i bet he won't do that s**t again!" haha
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uh...shiett aintt funni.. WTF.. laamee...
QUOTE(br3aker4lyfe @ Jul 30 2008, 06:49 PM)
i drooped my friend once in school. On accident I grabbed his boxers at the same time. when i just meant to grab his shorts.. oh man... that hallway was crowded too.
uh huh... u goo humm n wankk wankk...
QUOTE(br3aker4lyfe @ Jul 30 2008, 05:49 PM)
i drooped my friend once in school. On accident I grabbed his boxers at the same time. when i just meant to grab his shorts.. oh man... that hallway was crowded too.
haha
Basketball shorts are not a good substitute for swim trunks. That is all.
I remember one time I was going to jack off and I used this medicated lotion and it burned my dick like crazy.
i know during band camp and the last competition the guys like rub their dicks on each others mouthpiece (with out them knowing)
and the last competition of the year, my friend told me they were making shapes out of their D***
...yeah somtimes i tihnk tme like those it would be fun to be a guy
and the last competition of the year, my friend told me they were making shapes out of their D***
...yeah somtimes i tihnk tme like those it would be fun to be a guy
i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big 
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 11:34 PM)
i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big
How sad.
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 08:34 PM)
i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big
Awww if i was with you i'd make it fit
I know a guy who got it caught in the zipper when he was taking a piss and he had to cut through his pants and his boxers to get it unstuck.
QUOTE(sharerol @ Aug 20 2008, 03:08 AM)
I know a guy who got it caught in the zipper when he was taking a piss and he had to cut through his pants and his boxers to get it unstuck.
wow... where was he?
QUOTE(fameONE @ Aug 19 2008, 05:04 PM)
Basketball shorts are not a good substitute for swim trunks. That is all.
WORD.
bahaha
One time, in 5th grade, at school we had to change clothes in this big bathroom/shower room place for swimming, and people waddled their wee' wee's, and got caught by the teacher! 
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 08:34 PM)
i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big
smh...
Last year the football players
were having practice and this
senior pee'd by the fence everyone
saw and his D**k was like this
"I----------------------------------------------I"
big...maybe...and from then on
everyone called him pinny winny...
smh...
QUOTE(MissUchiha @ Aug 19 2008, 11:25 PM)
i know during band camp and the last competition the guys like rub their dicks on each others mouthpiece (with out them knowing)
and the last competition of the year, my friend told me they were making shapes out of their D***
...yeah somtimes i tihnk tme like those it would be fun to be a guy
and the last competition of the year, my friend told me they were making shapes out of their D***
...yeah somtimes i tihnk tme like those it would be fun to be a guy
Hahaha i remember that. boy was steve pissed.
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 11:34 PM)
i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big
Poor tung. Your going to have to resort to zipblock baggies now huh?
wtf ^^zipblock bag
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