what's you good excuse other than I'm sick?

doctor's appointment/orthodontist?
family emergency?

Aside from the ones not mentioned:

Your pet died.
A family member is visiting from a foreign country.
You need to be out of town for a funeral.
etc.

I've never used anything else besides the excuse that I am sick, since my parents or boyfriend's parents would call in sick for me. Technically, it's legal ditching.

Oh yea if you have appointments, you might need a doctor's notes. It depends on your school's absence policy.

Just tell them you are on your period and you have really bad cramps.
If they start getting shitty with you start to cry (because your period makes you so emotional) and go into a laundry list of things going wrong with your life.

Unless they are complete assholes you should get away with it. I never had to go that far though. My principal loved me and I could just skip and tell him "it was a hard day" and he'd let me go on about my business.

court

My friend used this excuse all the time. She was a bit more frank about it, though. I had Biology with her and she never wanted to to dissect things so she would tell her teacher she needed to go put a tampon in. We had a guy teacher, so he would never want to hear about it. Tha girl had her period almost every week.

^Ahaha! Nice.

I'd just go with sick. Or a family member died. I use those two the most. Other times, I just ditch class and stay in the bathroom. I befriended the janitors and they would lock the bathroom so no one will find out.

I don't know... saying that someone died seems like bad karma to me.

Staying in the bathroom...how can you do that?
I'd die from the smell

That's why I go AFTER the janitors clean 'em. Plus, our bathrooms ain't nasty unlike other schools' bathrooms.

I just forge a doctor's note.



Just tell them your testicles exploded.

^Or I could do that. Where my skinny jeans at?

lol, i should use that excuse

omg. me too.
x] only the janitors are meanys and if they find me they make me go back to class.

i use the period thingy.
and orthodontist, dentist, doctor, therapist, other stufffff.

i'd just go with the sick one. you can also say you feel nauseous. the period is always a good one. but for guys, you can say a really bad stomach ache. lol.

Massive, uncontrollable, unpredictable diarrhea.

my gooch hair is on fire

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I use personal family emergency. It can't be touched. I used it to get out of a test yesterday. Fashank!

haha the period thing always works

and befriending the janitor is awesome

i used to skip class a few times thanks to them

w00t!

is your school like really big? say you got lost

LMAO.

Sick.

You had a hang over because your becoming a booze hound. LOL!

^ nice then i'll get fucked for underaged drinking

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Massive Diarrhea. (Stomach Pains, etc.)

lol.

i'll just stick with the " i'm sick " excuse o__o
i rather stay home then going to school and miss class tho !
when i make up excuses to stay home
i'd say there's a school trip i'm not going to
or i'll just sit in the toilet and make pooping noises for like a half an hour
to make myself look sit and not go to skool
xD

in my school it would work to use an old guidance appointment slip. appointments are made during class and you fill them out, and then the counsillor fills out the time finished and signs it at the bottom. we can just write everything in in pencil and then change the date whenever.

Eat something that will make your stomach growl, and then throw it up right when you need to avoid something.

my friend was late to class one day (she had a nazi attendance teacher) so she pretended to have an injury and hobbled into class on one foot and sat down... the teacher didn't even ask lol

locker was jammed.
That was actually my real excuse, my locker was shit and someone thought it was cool to scratch out the black on the combination lock so it was hard to see my numbers.
So i was tardy a lot because of that and having to pack my backpack for three other classes and throughout the year i got out of a bunch of potential saturday schools.

That's why I liked university. You don't need excuses, just don't show up for class. I did that, especially when I had papers due for other classes XD Although there are limits on how many classes you can miss.

My school has a policy of 6 for the class (usually one semester)

My psych teacher is so lenient. As long as you're not on campus and missing a test or an exam, you'll be able to make it up. Example:

1 girl stays on campus, decides to skip the class becuase she's writing a paper for ENC. She doens't get to make up the exam

BUT, if that girl were to go to panama and write the paper, then she would get excused.

I usually just say that I'm having family problems and look away. It works every time.

Haha, mine don't smell bad, but they don't smell good either. I stayed in the bathroom a couple of times to ditch, but only because I didnt wanna do this or that. :P

My other excuses are just I'm sick. Or, if I'm tardy, I'd usually say I couldn't open my locker, or I'm on my period and had to go to the bathroom. xD