OK here are 30 advantages to being a woman. They are pretty funny. It's 30 reasons so don't bother posting if you aren't going to read them. BTW, I got them off a website.

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

all very true
i like 19, 1, and 4 :D

30 is my favorite!

you're good at finding these list huh?

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

thats why i keep my shoes fresh =p.

Totally agree with #28. That, and what kind of jeans you're wearing.

A quarter of these don't even apply to if you're ugly, though.

what do u guys assess =p?

Wow Gigi, that's like the meanest thing I've heard you said. I think you're actually meaner than I am.

kind of a stupid list.

I should have said ugly and fat. LOL.

Revised for ugly and fat chicks:

Not if you're fatter than your boyfriend.

He'd probably just slap you and give you a ticket anyway.

Not if you're...you get the idea.

I'm PMSing, Tung, that's just the way it is.

16...what...?

uhm how sum girls dont shave thier lips hahaha maybe but i think she means your vag.

seriously dud. what te f**k is wrong with you. seriuosly who says shit like this:
i think she means your vag.
--->ew.

^vag? what's wrong with that?

i think they meant you legs because you can just wear pants. well... at least thats what i do when i get too lazy.

ojairius=this weirdo is like stalking me. i block him but this crazy fool won't leave me alone.

seriously? i cant reply to a topic? f**king grow up little girl.

touchy touchy.

VAGVAGVAGVAG


Uh, wrong.

^How is that wrong.
I never wonder if I'm a lesbian and I hug my friends every time I leave them.

I would never flirt with a tech guy because many of them are idiots and are no more capable of assessing a situation than I am myself. Seriously though, this one kind of makes me sick because why would you want to flirt with a tech? Have you seen half of them?


TUXEDO MASK, HELLO


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I don't think that's an advantage, though, because twice as many people hate you for it.



This isn't meant to be mean at all, but Gigi's right in saying that many of these don't apply if you're ugly. =x

Entertaining list, though, I at least read the whole thing. :P

^ Right? It seems like this list is catered to "hot dumb blondes". I would never act dumb. Or, if I happened to be unintentionally dumb, and someone found it cute, I would just be offended.

dont touch me!

You got that right.

That's a list I actually laughed at... #20 is definitely my motto. No matter how many times I say I'm an idiot, guys say its adorable.

this one is really cute.

Haha! 19 is really funny.

this is more ridiculous than funny

62/38

this made me happy hahaha
thanks :)

Not to mention......... never mind, the list would be too long.

RIGHT ON. Darien was so hot as Tuxedo Mask. Not so much as Moonlight Knight, though.

It's wrong because your mindset does not = other's. Let alone the whole female population.

some of these seem to only apply when she sucks dick