Why do boys act like their penis's are very large but in reality they are as small as your average asian? Like this boy at my school, he told this girl that "She wasnt ready for him" and "She cant handle him" also she told me that he said that he was sooo big and all this other crap! then when everyone found out he "attempted" to have an intercourse with some chick, she told everyone that he wasnt even big and he couldnt even get hard...WOW. and he isnt the only one..

Because some are egotistical perverts with too much pride.

uhh I dont. I think it's retarded if a guy does, because if he ever does get any action then its gonna be known anyway.

btw im 8.

because boys are so insecure. Its pathetic really...

Yeah its real retarded. :|

Well, there's girls who also lie about their bra-size, even though it's so obvious that they're lying.


But seriously, if a guy is going to lie about their dick size, they should at least make it sound reasonable. If a guy is friggen 4 inches, they should NOT be saying it's 8 inches. AHHAHAH

I don't lie about my dick size. I don't understand why anybody would.

guys just brag about their shoe size...

Boys will be boys.

^True.

They could be insecure and want to "impress" girls too.
Lol...

Its a confidence thing.

^I'd say its something along those lines as well.

well i dont even need to lie ;).

Lol wow.

Most guys think that if they spread around the rumor of a bigger size that girls will rush over to them.

Lol Imo it is amuseing at most to see men do this in the end though they will be busted and that will lead to this.

Most guys should just be truthfull from the get-go because not all girls care for size unless it is like Non existent...

wait how big is BIG?

An average erect is 5-6 inches, lol.

Guys are amusing and silly. As said before, it's because they're really insecure.

Well i know im big now, so can i brag truthfully?

if it's close, like an inch then we just figger the gal isnt gonna take time to whip out a tape measure and verify...

I am 8 1/2, and the few times someone has called me on it, they were pleasantly surprised. " You weren't lying, were you? (big smile..)"

LOL it's always funn seeing the look on her face the first time we see each other,

that is the one time, a girl is her most honest. Love you or hate, you, her face expression will always tell the truth, in that one case.

Well I have no personal need to lie.

But I guess a lot of guys feel pressured by females. A lot of girls are hard on guys with small ones, so they lie. Hey, its not their fault they aren't big. They can't control it by eating more or less. Its all controlled by our maker so ladies should ease up because many who are hard on a guys size aren't so real or perfect either.

I would love to just whip out a ruler and accuse him of lying. I mean, who really cares how big a guy is? It doesn't matter. Sex is sex. :)

and one ever said men were smart....

I was born a guy and have more than 20 years experience thinking as one...

trust me, we can do some pretty stupid stuff.

as so conveniently displayed by the guys who have replied to this thread.... well said! :D

more then like 75% of the time their joking.

who the f*ck bumped this shit


and this thread is about why guys lie about their size. not what is your size

^ Yes Yanlin.

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=189374
We have a topic about how big your penis is, made by yours truely.

Also, why are you guys criticizing guys for lying about their size? You act like girls don't lie about their breast size and shit, and how they wear padded, pushup bras. Mind the fact that ALOT of girls also wear 3-4 layers of underwear, to make it seem like they got an ass.

It's all a social pressure thing to "fit in", and be accepted.

FAIL.

Why? Because you're the moron who bumped this. Even worse, you responded like an insecure, little boy.

^




^that's true. i don't think it takes a rocket scientists to figure out why girls and guys both lie about the size of things. girls lie about that kinda stuff because there is a lot of pressure from guys to be a certain way and it's the same way for guys. i think it's weird when girls are like "omg why do guys lie about their size???!!?!111111" and and act like it's the most ridiculous thing they ever heard, when it's girls approval and criticism that makes dudes lie about it anyway, same reason they themselves would lie about stuff. is it really that hard to understand that people in general want to feel like they're good enough?


it cracks me up when people start their post by saying "well i have no personal need to lie, but..."

if you feel the need to say that then i think of you as being just as insecure as anyone else since you can't even give your opinion without first making sure no one would possibly think you might fall into that category. that's just how i look at it though.

No need to lie imo, if y'all get to that point then it shouldn't matter. If it's a one night stand, it doesn't matter.

Wow...That was like so harsh...

I suppose you think I should be off by myself in a corner somewhere crying like a lil girl, now that you said that...

Puh leeeeze... I have nothing to be insecure about. Everything I've said is the truth, Why should I lie?

for the same reason you sterotype

good point. made me self reflect a bit. but, some may have said that to combat the immature people who may be like "whoah! sounds like you're speaking from experience." But still i guess your point about insecurities should be considered.



I was thinking the exact same thing...

to combat what? that's confusing to me

immature statements

I never got why they do, but it's really stupid to, especially if someone is going to find out otherwise.

No need to lie. I'll let you measure if you want.

i dont think there's a point in lying because if a guy is trying to impress a grl (or boy) to have sex with them they are totally gonna find out they are lying. plus, everyone is different. not every girl wants a long penis, they mite want a short fat one, ect..... lol

I don't think this really matters. Sure, you might be disappointed that a guy's penis isn't as big as he tells you, but hey, who hasn't lied about their own physical aspect? Do you wear pushup bras? Do you lie about your weight? Do you lie about your height? Do you lie about your dress size?

Amen

i thinks guys say what they do about the dick size cuz they think it'll impress the ladies. it boosts their confidence somehow.

i mean they don't really have to lie about it
its not like every guy's dick are the same size.

When my boyfriend first told me he was pretty big I disregarded it. I assumed he was being egocentric like the rest of them.

Except he wasn't lying. Yippeee