like it doesn't fit in any of her holes i try, she can't swallow it, she can't put it in her vag without extreme pain and forgetting shoving it up her ass

what the f**k do i do, it's really ruining my relationship

Thats easy, you titf**k her.

she doesn't have boobs yet

Thats a bit more complicated then.

Have her stick footballs in there to widen it.

wtf i ain't chuckin footballs up her ass

Then use your fingers to widen it.

AND IF SHE FARTS

Have her do it first.

come on ovvvvver bb

ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a dump on my dick

she's illegal

DID YOU VIDEOTAPE IT

no, she has her green card

Depending on the exact situation, the solution is different. I need pics of the shit on your dick.

Yeah, dude. Need visual proof. The mods are gay. You'll have to PM it to us. Are you Asian by the way? Just wondering. Most kids are around here.

yeah, dude. Start fisting her. Start with two fingers. Then three. THen four. Then eventually you'll get it.

It sounds to me like your f**king a 3 year old. That's not the case is it?

I think its a 4 year old.

Get another woman/girl.....guy?

woow.

lame.

no wonder it won't fit in her hole
hes screwing a guy!

Kry is a she.

haha my bad

She is putting her dick in a little girl.

hahahahahahaha this topic is funny and what do u mean krymeariver is a "she" ?

does that mean she is using dildos

No nudes

i can fit that in my ear



CUM f**k ME IFU WNATS

No. She has a shedick. Ask for pics.

No Nudes

cut it in 1/4ths

LESBIANS!?!?!

No. She lives in a hentai land. She doesn't have to be a lesbian.

LESBIANS?

LMAO. Try killing yourself.

you people are so f**king sick and immature... most of you... mostly...

Then gtfo.



Why is this even still open?

^^ haha thats what im wondering too

tell her to use dildos to widened her vag, change to smallest to biggest size so it would widened.


Maybe she is way too young

Oh my gosh I've seen this in person. Freakishly massive. I wonder if anyone can actually do it.

It makes me lol when I see it in sex shops. Plus, it's mad expensive. I asked an employee if a lot of people bought it, and she says that it sells out.

But how many of those do you think are bought simply because its so freaking huge? I mean, it would be a hilarious gag gift.

waft it.

and if you're really having problems.... go into porn.

problem solved.

i don't think thats possible
if the head of a new born can pass through the vagina, then any dick can
besides the vagina/pussy has the ability to stretch to suite any size of a dick

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?

it won't fit unless you are xtremely xtremely xtremely huge
idk

*sigh*

iExquisite, you fail.

roflllllll ! that was funny. just shove it in and widen it for her. or just use your finger, if she farts then. idk? air freshener?

oh my eyes they bleed

Ur kidding about her takin a dump on
your dick right? i mean u was joking.
Right?

he is.^

o_O Make her scream.. and quick pop it in her mouth