ye ye...moi need help onn hOW to shoot moi semuunn farr..

rite n@w..moi can....onlii sh@@t 1 feet...how moii do it in 2 feet...???

Uhhh...

Well first, are you circumcised? If you're not its going to be harder to do.

Anyway, aim holding the shaft instead of the head. Be sure to take out any penis piercings you may have.

Oh, and be sure you're at full erection, even if that isn't much with you.

ok

f*gs

my my spencer, your new picture appears to be blocked by some huge triangular object protruding from your face. You should get that fixed.

ye...

LMAO. Stfu

niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Man, I'm leaving then. f**k you bitches!

Excuse me....., i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

lol

wen u boutt daa litt outt... dun.. holddd dat shiett...

waitt lykee bunchaa monthh... denn litt onee outt..

dunn trydaa shoott everridamm weekk.. daa makee u gitt nuttin.. YAAA DIGGG nukkaa..

LOL, well to be honest, I'm not a guy so I couldn't tell ya. Maybe this is better fit in the boys locker room

and moved, have any problems contact me

uh...see what happen wen u move it to boy locka....nobody respondd no mo...move bakk 2 longue plux....

waittt fuuu u schlongg daa gitt hhurrd... holddd daatt shiett up... denn litt oneee outt...

Stop copying me, I was the first to use " "

wtf?

how moii get hardd..??

HHAHAHAH... putt peenutt buttur att u BALLZ.. litt u doggg likk dat shiet..