Blind Man Enters Girl Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestle r.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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cute joke (no offense to any blondes!!!) 
poor man gets beaten up now, five times.
every time i hear (read) that joke i laugh!
QUOTE(doughnut @ May 23 2008, 04:20 AM) 
poor man gets beaten up now, five times.
Ha I like this response.
Its an old one.
QUOTE(Shellie @ May 19 2008, 03:10 PM)
Blind Man Enters Girl Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestle r.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestle r.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
...kool...
lol, funny. A little offensive, but still clean.
u faceeee ezzz offeennzzess.. 
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