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mai_z
haha funny joke from funnyjunk.com!


Once upon a time...
There lived a king. The King had a
beautiful daughter, the Princess.

But the kingdom was a sad place.
There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that
everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood...
anthing she touched would melt!!

Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his
beautiful daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, "If your
daughter touches one thing that
does not melt in her hands, she
will be cured."

The King was overjoyed. The next
day, he held a competition. Any man
who could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt at her
touch, would marry her and inherit
the King's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first Prince brought a very hard
alloy of titanium.
When the Princess touched it, it
melted. The Prince went away sadly.
The second Prince brought a huge
diamond, thinking that diamond is
the hardest substance in the world
and will not melt.

But, alas, once the Princess touched
it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He
told the Princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The Princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held
it in her hand...and it did not melt!!
The King was overjoyed!
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!

And the third Prince married the
Princess and the both lived
happily ever after.

The question is?!?!?!?

What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket???








M&M's! they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!
(what were YOU thinking tongue.gif )
yummienoodles
omg omg omg...thats a heckka good joke! hahhaa tongue.gif
Winter
Haha I alreay knew that. This is old. But still funny when you see people think about what was in his pocket.
BeyondElite
OmG! That's pretty funny!
rnrn897
lol; i expected somn like that
Luster Soldier
L..O...L!!!! laugh.gif
IIO__oII
eww haha i was thinking of.. ew.
hahaahaha
ji_cabinx
ha ha...that was great! do they really not melt in your hands?
baybietenshi
lol. i was thinking...n/m what i was thinking :P
islandkiss
lol.. uhh.. I knew that. lol. tongue.gif
LatinaLady
lmao. ok i read it before but i forgot about it til i read the last part. thats cool =)
x AZN D0RKii x
hmm .. i tried holding m&ms and it melted ..
dani41790
hahaha man thats realli funni
01-supergirl
HAHAHAHAHAHAA. dam thats fricking funny. nice!
Mireh
yea...saw this before...funny stuff xD
greeneggs
oOo ITS CUTE!
conster
wooo caught me there lmao
likeachild
lol first i was like blink.gif

but then i got it..

lol laugh.gif
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