what quotes do you like?



Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. - jack handley



damn that's so lame it gets me everytime

People always clap for the wrong things.
- The Catcher in the Rye

LOL.

"north or south? wait from whose point of view?" -me
"mine" -boy when asking me if i shaved

"do you like tits or ass more?"
"WHAT? DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF I TICKLE MY ASS?"


real ones

"Yeah, you bet. I'm a little cottontail. Just what is it makes me a rabbit ___? My psychopathic tendencies? Is it my fightin' tendencies, or my f**kin' tendencies? Must be the f**kin' mustn't it? All that whambam-thank-you-ma'am. Yeah that whambam, that's probably what makes me a rabbit-" FREE SECKS TO WHOEVER KNOES.


some good ole corny ones

"Time is your most precious gift because you only have a set amount of it. You can make more money, but you can't make more time. When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time."

"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense; this girl you met, she isnt perfect either.
But the question is, are you perfect for each other? That's the whole deal. That's what intimacy is all about. Nobody knows the answer in the whole world, but the only way to find out is by giving it a shot."

groucho marx and machiavelli ftw. goethe ones are pretty good too.

way too lazy to look them up right now.

heyyyyy, i was gonna put this one before

We are shaped and fashioned by what [whom] we love.

everything happens for a reason

you can't rape the willing

God gave us two eyes, two ears, two arms
two legs, two feet, two hands, but he only
gave us one heart. youu know why? because
he gave the other one to someone else and
♥ its ♥ our ♥ job ♥ to ♥ find ♥ it ♥

God gave us two ears and one mouth, so we can hear twice as much as we say.

and like a Billion more.

Life isn't fair.

Nothing's free.

WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU LEMONS, you pour yourself alcoholic to go with the lemon.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

I think I remember that being in your profile... because I saved it in notepad. haha.. /lame

Me? It was on my signature for a while. I need a new signature...

OMG BETTY! One time my friend posted on my myspace, at a picture of me and Tony, saying something like

"Tony's smiling! What did you do, tickle his a-hole?" That was t3h lulz!

LAWLZ!!! SO YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, DID JU?

No, I didn't. I laughed too much I had to close the window and stop thinking about it for a while. Hahaha that was a good one though, since it was so random!

HEEHEEEEE!!!!!11111

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

– Nietzsche

Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy.

^ it's like that one line in All At Once from The Fray!