post here and i'll write you a poem if i feel like it

Write me one. I've never had a poem written for me by a guy with a black santa in his forum signature.

But nothing rhymes well with 'Majere'..unless it's 'queer'

Is that how "Majere" is pronounced? I thought it was like "mah-jair." Hahaha.

I like haikus.

I've been pronouncing it Mah-Jeer-Eee in my head.

Eehehe, actually it's Mah - Jeer.

Have fun with that, JC.

ME.

I've been pronouncing it "mah hair"

I learned something new today.

There's also:
Fear
Leer
Near
Sear
Tear

etc.

Aha, and I think of 'queer'. Brilliant.

rebecca, rebecca
you smell like my mom
i'm glad that you didn't name your kid tom

i must say that you aren't that bad of a mod
if i ever wanted to cover my yard in sod...
i'd ask for your help,
because i hear you have blood from spain
where it rains
on the plains
blah blah k

i bet you were glad that i, jc, was hired
because i am so f**king great
i love this smiley
even though all the asians here, aka everyone
likes to hate
on me for using the yellow one
anyway back to you

you're not doing too bad at being an admin
even though your older than me, you're not a has been
i hope you don't have a bruise on your shin

ummmmm
i can't think of anything else to say
now you have a poem by a guy with a black santa in his sig, have a good day

Okay, you never said these would be well written.

i must get my creative juices together for some more

Juice away.

The 'smelling like my mom' bit was disturbing.

it's cause they use the same perfume

Freud would have a lot to say.

WHERE IS MY POEM. TOPIC DELETED.

Don't talk shit on my poem!

Thank you, JC. I appreciate the shin bruising concern.

CALM DOWN, YOU AND SARAH ARE NEXT. DON'T RUSH ME, THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT TASK

SQUEE

miss magere
whatever would i do without you here?

you are my little english mate
i would say our increased friendship here is fate
if it wasn't for the fact that neither of us care about jesus
so it's not
k great

i remember talking to you one morning made me late,
for class
so i had to run fast
to get there on time
your bellatrix avatar used to remind me of slime

your design skills are on point
they make me wanna dislocate a joint
because they look so good
if i hadn't already known you were an english lass
i'd have guessed you were from the hood
you're basically like black folk

i find that you always like really strange blokes
like david bowie
and colonel jack o'neil
old men seem to make you squeel

so i guess it's good im older than you
although not by much
you make me chuckle, laugh and such
i'm glad you're not dutch

gas prices are really high in europe
so i hope you don't have to pay for a car
even though i bet your rich
because you have your own star
that's really far
away

that's good enough, okay

yanlin
where shall i begin

you my friend,
you are my partner in crime
i wouldn't trade you in for 3928282829199 dimes

these bitches don't even know
how far we are willing to go
with our top secret plans
they won't be laughing at us
when they're all ip banned

if we get caught and go to jail,
that'll suck a lot
mostly for you
because since i'm black,
i can't afford the bail
so you'll have to pay for two
to make up for it,
i'll share my bucket of chicken with you

i've noticed
you like a lot of the same books i do
like the god delu-
sion
and stuff by dan brown
when i read your posts,
they make me not frown
when i'm feeling down

someday your double major is going to make you rich
but u'll still go down in history as cb's resident bitch

awwww when i get richif i ever get rich. i'll buy you chicken. hahahhaha. <33

you will be, you will be

Hi!

OMFG, JC that's amazing. Like a life-story in poem form Kinda.

Le squee!

These are really good Jc

incredible talent jc~these really made me laugh out loud :)

^

for the record im not ignoring your post sammi. tuesdays are long days for me, so i'll be back with yours, and whoever else volunteers eventually

JC. OH MY GOD ME. :D

I'd like one too. I'd also like to see how a regular poem about me would turn out. A haiku wouldn't hurt, either. xD