Rar! I just read this article, they've come out with a new translation of the Bible, but it turns all of the messages around! It's insane, it made me mad too.

Here's the link for the website: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article....RTICLE_ID=39114

And here's one of the translations:
Matthew 26:69-70

Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest."

New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"

omg! that's nuts. a bible parody? i guess they wanted the smoking section in eternity.

wow, that seems a bit... ugh

hah but my guess is probably they wanted to spread the gospel around people who talks like that and would probably UNDERSTAND better that way ahaha

someone is going to hell....

Rocky? LOOLOLOL

dude that is so wrong. if he was a member of the Catholic Church he would be excommunicated by even starting to re-write the Bible. The ONLY author of the Bible is God. the people who write it down on paper are his messengers. geeze that guy is a butt wipe!

omg that is soo wrong. man that guy is stupid

!!!! !!!!

you wanna hear a catholic joke?

WTF. That is a little bit easier to understand but too inapproriate.

I wonder what happened to Bullwinkle.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

i get it...peter=rock in some wierd language...but its such a ...lets say, vulgar(?) translation of the bible...i know that if i used that translation while teaching sunday school a couple of students would understand better but still....

Hahaha!
Agh...what the heck is wrong with this guy? Someone slap him.

yea that guy needs a slap.

jackie

Greetings!!

is this wat ya get for freedom of speech?!

CHEERS CB!!

email him and cuss him out...he deserves that

dATS MESSED UP !

Yup! I agree. Someone is going to hell with Satan. What do you think they are, founders of the Bible? Ugh...get real.

WTH.
I'm not even religious and I find that offensive, like they're degrading the Bible.

id slap him till jesus comes back

HAHAHA.
Dude, now I know how to atract all of you Religous types.
It's so easy now..

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

Hasn't there always been stuff like this? You don't hear about it a lot but it's happening.

kekeke..thats..kinda funny..^^

haha that made me laugh really hard...

the new one is a more realistic bible..

Wtf is up with that? Haha, kinda funny, though!

watz wrong with em .. lol

that was funny, i wonder if that bible still says sex, or if it says f*cked!

Gen (something something) : and adam f*cked the sh*t out of eve to have cain and abel.

the way things are going dont be shocked if some pope freaking makes THE PIMPS BIBLE, and tryies to reach out to the urban youth,

john 3:16 for our homie jesus gave his only kid for your ass! he died in the cross for you homie, thats one down ass dawg

not that im trying to be funny point is at the rate were going i wouldnt be shocked if it happened

Sorry for being Miss Nerd Face, but God was not the author of the Bible. The Bible is inspired by God, according to Catholic Doctrine. [ 1st sentence here: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02543a.htm ] But that's not the point. Anyway, on to the subject..

There are many different versions of the Bible. Why? Because many different people had different views of God. They had many different experiences with God. There are a lot of books that we haven't heard of that may as well be as ridiculous as this man's. Unfortunately we've heard about this one. Dude if I got angry about every ridiculous thing I've heard about religion, I'd be angry all the time. I thought this was quite funny. Good topic

oh my.. what the freak!!

WHAT THE HECK IS HE THINKINKING??? That is @%$#$% retarded! No one should mess with the bible like that!

that guy in the picture looked scurry....

i dont really understand all those bible quotes or whatever.... they're kinda annoying too

thats such crap. all these atheistic movements these days...tsk tsk

its not that bad . it still has the same message . . but still it shouldnt be messes with .

lols thats gay and stupid. that guy is insane. but it's not like he published it...

WTF ....ppl are going in sane,im no christian buh i think its f**king wrong!!!

is the 'remixed' bible criticizing the WHOLE bible or is it jus, the bible with a kick? with facts and everything

haha. bible remix. that's classic. that's hilarious. i should write a bible translation:

"and god said, let there be light"

"then the numbero uno fliped the cosmic light switch so all we brothas don't gotta be in da dark"

hahaha. dude, the bible may be sacred to you, but you're already reading an edit. and edit of an edit. it's not the original. how do you know what's been added and whats been left out?

False prophecising. Blasphemy. <- Eternal sin

dude, that sh!ts not funny.. or kool...

The things people come up with these days. *shakes head*

O_o

How'd he get that?

probably had nooo life whatsoever.
just sat there and started to "edit" the bible..

..he must have a big butt by now.

All translations suck. Even the old hebrew to more modern one. My familly owns a simpler hebrew version, and my parents memorized bible in thier youth, they say it's not the same when it isn't the original.

you doomed sweety.

My head hurts.

Pffffffft, that is so amateur.

When I was younger I rewrote genesis. It was great. Satan, who was actually pop star Brittney Spears, took the form of Billy Blanks and tempted Adam and Steve with a delicious low-fat Sub Sanwich from the Subway of the knowledge of Cool and Lame with the Garden of Ignorance. It was awesome.

Oh gosh that is freakin funny. or kinda disturbing?

That guy is nuts! No one should try to re-write the Bible.