stfu. prince

Have a really hot girlfriend but she is explosive and impulsive
or
Have a sort of hot girlfriend and she is totally under control

Hot boy friend hot impulsive and explosive. I like fire in a man.

EY kataaliztt... y u keepp talkkenn boutt princc..

LAAVV PRINCC ALLUNNEE...

goo plaii u lill forumm gaamee..

Ask a friend

Wyr eat 1000 chili habanero peppers
or eat 75 tacos

taccooo...

wuu u rathaa liickk princc nutt orr dongg..

none of the above

wyr have a gf/bf that is a hot model and dumb as hell or a smart and "ok" looking girl?

ok girl..


hand job tung...or blow job tung...

ha.

neither tung.


wyr go to a Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert or The Sounds

WTFF ye yee yee...

wuu u ratthaa touuuchh orr lickk prrincc nuttz..

touchhhh

u rathaaa suck tung nutss or lick tngg nutzzz

enlarge.


Would you rather be blind or be deaf?

deaf


wyr rather go to New York or Tokyo

ny.

wyr be cremated or buried?

buried. the idea of being burned is not appealing neither dead or alive.


wyr use red or yellow post it notes?

Depends on the situation, really.

wyr lose an arm or a leg?

arm. preferably the left one. it's useless besides typing.


wyr be a prostitute or a portable bathroom drainer

drainer


would you rather see tung naked, or let tung touch your penus or vagina..

see tung naked.

wyr play the piano naked or play the guitar naked in front of a huge audience of both sexes with both requiring you to sit on a stool?

guitar.


wyr fall from the 2nd story or have your foot ran over by a car?

2nd story.

would you rather watch 5 episodes of barney or 5 episodes of teletubbies? (consecutively, and without commercials).

Barney.

wyr go deep sea diving with sharks or go in the jungle by yourself

jungle.


wyr dye your hair pink or white?

white


wyr go out late and have to work the next day or do nothing all day

doucchee...

wuu u rathaa tappp orr bangg princc..

stfu

wyr go down a water slide or jump off a diving board

water slide.

wyr dance for 12 hours straight or not dance for the rest of your life?

neither

wyr. Invent an antimatter bomb or invent a wormhole generator

bomb?!


wyr be rich for one day & wake up the next day living in a dumpster or be rich for one day and wake up the next day living in a thirdworld country?

Third World Country.
Im a leader and a people person. They would probably revere me as their god

wyr. Be in a war-torn country, or be in a 4th world country

war-torn country

wyr be a nazi or a jew

... juu..

wuu u rathaa b princc lefftt orr ritee nutt..

neither. ew.

wyr go for the guy that has a big wang and he doesn't love you or go for a guy that has a small wang that loves you?

I don't like "wang".

Would you rather have an old lady breathing on your face for the rest of your life, or kick a horse to death?

The old lady one!!

Would you rather live forever but have no drinks or live forever and have no food?

live forever with no drinks, i could eat something juicy! like a fruit!

Would you rather do it with Michel Jackson or Rosie Odanald?

neither

wyr have sex with a little girl or a really old lady

little girl... im not a sex offender...

would you rather die or die and go to hell?

just die


wyr have a dog or cat

cat

would you rather dream about shoes or shoes about dream!? OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

??? dream about shoes, i guess

wyr live in a cereal box or in a noodle box

i guess cereal box...

would you rather be creative or stay bland!?

i am not bland. so that is not an option.


wyr have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?

^ Haha.

Permanent smile. I have dimples :)

Would you rather burn to death or drown to death?

drown

wyr find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?

Oh lawd.

I guess I'd rather catch them.

Would you rather date someone with bad breath or date someone who was illiterate

bad breath

wyr be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?

lions i guess...

would you rather stab or bomb MySpace's Tom?

uhh.. bomb?


call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them?

defiantly the p0rn thing! im not goin to jail!

would you rather live in the South Park World or the Simpson's World?

simpsons... love that show

be part of the popular group n have everyone hate u or be friends with the nerds n have everyone [but the populars] like you