QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 12 2008, 03:35 AM)

invidia
Seriously. When girls talk like that, you can tell they're jealous over how they'll never be manly.
One time, I was letting this kid in class borrow my
Pumping Iron DVD, and this girl sitting next to us took one look at Arnold on the cover before going, "Eww. I bet he has a tiny thing." I shot back, "Yeah, probably because he saw you." Her boyfriend ran over to us and stammered accusingly, "D-don't talk like that to my Abigail, vile cretin! Why, y-you're nothing but a numb-skulled N-Neanderthal!" He threw a sloppy punch, which I easily caught between my pecs, crushing his fist. "RRRAAGHHH!" he howled in pain. I threw him away with a sharp twist of my torso, rocketing him into a water cooler that completely drenched him from head to toe. "Cool off," I said with a straight face. Everybody in the class applauded. Or, at least, they would have if they had thought of doing it, I'm sure.