cry and bitch about april fools day, because we haven't done that enough on cb in the last 6 hours.



so did anyone get a non-lame prank accomplished today?




i didn't, because i don't give a shit about april fools day. i hate days like this. it's just like st.patricks day, except even stupider.

YEA WELL...

At least on St. Patrick's Day, I could pinch people for not wearing green.


BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, I can eat those green clover sugar cookies with confidence.

i don't get who makes up these days. where did april fools day come from? why now? why WHY WHWYWHWHWHWYWWHWHWY f**kINGIN WF

dude

stop crying.

Source.

Well now who came up with the Easter Bunny and the Easter eggs he collects, then? Hmm? I want to know who made that up. D: I want my candy T_T


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_fool%27s_day

Although it's wiki, so you I uess you can only believe 75% of what they say. You can only believe <50% of what is said on urban dictionary.

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The executive assistant at my work sent out a company wide email stating that the building maintenance wanted to alert us that a black lexus (can't remember make/model/whatever) had been crashed into and the driver had drove off and that the driver (of the parked vehicle) should head down to the parking lot immediately.

It was the CEO's car and it was totally there.

see it's just complete made up shit

I convinced my mom I crashed into the mailbox outside of our house...

and then you said april fools! and you both laughed and smiled and then she asked you if you wanted some milk and cookies and you said sure mom that sounds swell, and you sat down at the kitchen table and worked on your math equations and then you ate your cookies and drank all of your milk and said you were going to go outside and throw the baseball with jimmy johnson next door.

white people love april fools day

Lawl. Then we went to a diner and did the twist!

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That looks golden and crispy.

wtf is this shit? thigh meat? i'm more high class than that.

Rebecca appreciates it. SIKE IT WASN'T 4 U ANYWAYS! APRIL FOOLS DAY LOL SO FUNNIE GET IT

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD DELETE CB.

LOL LOL YOU LITTLE TRICKSTER! U IS SO GOOD AT APRIL FOOLS DAY!1111

LOL.
yeah i agree; april fool's sucks.
well at least this year.
the "best" april fool's i got today was when my u.s. gov't teacher told us we were having a mid-term this friday...
then he said "april fool's!"
HOORAY!

YEA JC LIKES THE BREAST

I answered a question correctly in Italian and my teacher nearly had an aneurysm. I don't suppose that's really a prank, though.

Man, I am hungry now.

I'm almost certain I very cleverly (and subtly) planted the seeds of paranoia and fear in a young man's head; I was put up to making him think the last girl he laid with was cooking.

Lolololol! Think he's gonna flip out on the girl?

Homicide would really spice this town up.

Racially motivated homocide, imo.