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missnh
WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR SIGNATURE MEEN!?!?!?!?!?!! (directed to Steven)

And to be somewhat spamless... do you fold your toilet paper when you wipe? or do you grab it into one huge blobby mess?
Stefanny
Messy. It takes too much time to fold.
Steven
It depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm feeling sophisticated and I'll fold each ply and make it into a swan, then wipe. Sometimes I take the entire roll and wipe it for a one time use.
missnh
QUOTE(Steven @ Mar 31 2008, 09:44 PM) *
It depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm feeling sophisticated and I'll fold each ply and make it into a swan, then wipe. Sometimes I take the entire roll and wipe it for a one time use.


You're a true man.
Steven
Hellz yeah! I fucking go pee pee standing up! Now how would you like your turkey sandwich, ma'am?
wwwww
QUOTE(Steven @ Mar 31 2008, 09:44 PM) *
It depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm feeling sophisticated and I'll fold each ply and make it into a swan, then wipe. Sometimes I take the entire roll and wipe it for a one time use.

Well I laughed pretty hard at that.

I fold.
Glamourouz
I fold my toilet paper
Insurmountable
QUOTE(Steven @ Mar 31 2008, 10:44 PM) *
It depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm feeling sophisticated and I'll fold each ply and make it into a swan, then wipe. Sometimes I take the entire roll and wipe it for a one time use.



hahah, and what does your signature mean? You like it when animals abuse themselves? OH and you think the internet is serious business?


I fold.
Sprague
I fold too, but it usually ends up in a huge blobby mess anyways.
Elba
I always fold. Messy is just messy. After the first wipe, how do you fold the messy?
stephinika
^^
Haha true, true. I fold.
Just_Dream
QUOTE(Steven @ Mar 31 2008, 07:44 PM) *
I'll fold each ply and make it into a swan, then wipe.

OMG U R DA TRU ORIGAMI MASTER! TEACH ME YOUR WAYZ!


Can I haz origami? Not shit-stained though, kthx.




Yea I fold it, Michelle, although just over and over. Thanks for asking. flowers.gif

I'd rather not have a blob of toiler paper because it might clog the toilet and then other people will know that I dropped the bomb that broke the toilet.
transcendentalism
FOLD. and wtf steven.
Reidar
I always try to fold in the most ergonomically efficient angle possible. Keeping a protractor next to the toilet comes in handy for this (don't use the protractor to wipe, though).

If I'm at a friend's house, I just use the shower curtains because I consider it rude to use up somebody else's toilet paper.
gojira
i use my bare hands ROAR
datass
oh sandy, you sick ho.
nice sig by the way ;)
it aint that shall im sure.
tokyo-rose
QUOTE(Reidar @ Apr 1 2008, 05:49 AM) *
I always try to fold in the most ergonomically efficient angle possible. Keeping a protractor next to the toilet comes in handy for this (don't use the protractor to wipe, though).

If I'm at a friend's house, I just use the shower curtains because I consider it rude to use up somebody else's toilet paper.

XD.gif

I fold.
hypnotique
QUOTE(Stefanny @ Mar 31 2008, 09:43 PM) *
Messy. It takes too much time to fold.

misoshiru
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Apr 1 2008, 10:42 AM) *
WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR SIGNATURE MEEN!?!?!?!?!?!! (directed to Steven)

the chinese part?
Steven
She meant it's mean.
lkajsfklajskds
i used to be a big wad. but then i got yelled at when i was just learning how to wipe my butt myself, and they made me fold it.
LoveToMySilas
It depends how much time I have on the toilet. Usually, its a big blob of messness but when I have time, I fold them on the lines.
Nugget
ahhha, i love this one.
i take the messy one, but my mom tells me to fold. x]
whoahitznikki
i know what you're all thinking: w...t...f...?!

so my friends and i had an argument about this a couple weeks ago.. don't ask how it started because i really don't know. anyways, i thought that this would spark as much attention on cb as it did with my friends. I'm a crumpler.. no need for folding when you're gonna throw it away right?

whoahitznikki
oh whoops i'm sorry i never even bothered to go to that forum... close this >.<
Tung
Topic Closed.

yea. practicing my modding skills, cuz I would be an excellent mod yo.
Just_Dream
QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 1 2008, 06:34 PM) *
Topic Closed.

yea. practicing my modding skills, cuz I would be an excellent mod yo.

J00 can never be like me, yo. At least yanyan and I were former mods. And you used the wrong moderator action.



TOPIC MERGED
missnh
dude this thread is more "pro" b/c it has a poll. I SAY KEEP IT OPEN!
misoshiru
then have it merged.
missnh
"mods can do whatever they want to do, so f**k off"
Just_Dream
If I still had my mod powerz from 2 years ago, I'd merge it for U GUSY.
misoshiru
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Apr 2 2008, 01:17 PM) *
If I still had my mod powerz from 2 years ago, I'd merge it for U GUSY.

U KANT SPELL. kekeke.
JokeInsideJoke
depends on what kind of mood im in i guess. like if i have nothing better to do, il fold, but if im in public (eww eww eww pinch.gif public bathrooms are sick!) or someone i waitng for the bathroom then i crumple.
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