i cant self suck but i wish i could

WTF.
Is with you and WEIRD TOPICS LOL.

and no.
wtf
buy a prostitute? thats what theyre for

... arent you a girl? you dont even have a penis...

Yes i do. 12 inches.
Ask around.
And just because i'm a girl dosen't mean that i don't have one.
Jeez.

^ ....

jeez...wat happpenn 2 u..

(FE) MALE NATURAL ENHANCING PILLS.
you should try them.

YES. I do in fact suck my cock.

If you're flexible enough.. o_O

I can. It`s simple.

AUTOFELLATIO

lmao

I'm glad I don't sit there and attempt to try to suck myself off.

^ LOL.

Aren't you like 14? Why are you even trying to attempt this.

what the f**k.. no. i guess some people can but.. no what the f**k?

You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage.


JayKay.

that's a marylin manson myth. gotta keep in mind about the spinal cord as well.

try yoga..

^..

yes, i can.

If i had a penis, it'd be so long, i wouldn't even need to try to suck it off.

Didnt some guy have his 2 bottom ribs removed so he is now able to do that?
Just kidding

autofellatio! like the guy in scary movie 2!

i dont see why girls always say they have dicks its not funny and played out. And very unattractive, well i guess some guys like that sort of thing.

rofl, beyond ridiculous.

of course. however others can do because they are so flexible and their goddamned dicks are so mother f**king long.

Yes I can :).

Wtf. I can't even bend over enough to lick it with my tongue, let alone self suck myself. If I had a penis, that is.

Oh em gee, I remember that myth.

if you really wanna know, you should read this book:

^I own this atrocity

My older cousin can or at least he says

L M F A O!

i wonder how many ppl actually bent down to try...


if i was a boy, and i COULD reach, i dont think i even would...it seems wrong.

....uhhh

lol, its not right in the first place. This is where the girlfriend comes in guys or ladies who look at this.

Some guys can most can't.
Most would like to and most have tried.
If you are lucky you can find exercises for this and accomplish your goal. It also has to do with body composisition.

I heard that Marilyn Manson can.

....oh, so that's what a penis tastes like...

Wow. That is so f**king sick. So die.

i actually heard that some guy did that so he could suck himself

It's an old Marilyn Manson myth. Unconfirmed.

gag. That is all.

oh. Well still i dont get why someone would want to self suck.

Who needs self-suck when you can just get a vacuum cleaner.
K I D D I N G .

^HA.
I remember that from the first Scary Movie.

What scene was it?
I forgot, haha

i can
but its f**kin weird so i dont lol

it doesn't require much flexibility for me ;]
hahah jk

the main question is WHY would you want to suck your own dick.
Atleast pay a prostitute or something. Thats better than having to do it yourself. Not to mention if you were caught in the action that would look really bad.

Haha.
I think it was Cindy was sleeping over, and you overheard the mom yelling at Doofy to stop putting his penis in the vacuum cleaner. And he comes in with a boner.

wow, you must be a very lonly person to do that