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tokyo-rose
I don't think it's that bad, but Sweeney Todd is definitely not that good. (I can't think of anything worse right now; might edit if I do.)
Teesa
monte python and the meaning of life...well, it was the worst 20 minutes of a movie i've ever watched because that's about as far as my friends and i got before we decided to return it to the video store.
Relentless
I saw Sweeney Todd, and I did not expect it to be like a musical. LOL. On the previews, Johnny Depp sang, and I thought it was for fun. Until I saw it, it was like a musical. It was okay because it had an interesting storyline & side gore to it.

There's no worst movie IMO, but the movie that I find that wasn't that decent was Untraceable and When A Stranger Calls. That movie was so weird and the girl who was acting was awkward. It was based inside the house mostly and I expected it to be a thriller, scary type. It turns out it was a slight scare and not that good.
Insurmountable
The Notebook.
bijou
Titanic

The Sixth Sense (at least Jean-Claude Van Damme movies had some martial arts and male flesh mixed in with the horrendous acting and dialogue)

Catwoman one of the dumbest movies every made. This is supposed to be worthy of an Oscar-winning actress? Lots of movies have bad scripts, a good actor rises above it. She didn't. She can't.





Anephoria
BatThumb: Who the hell wants to watch two friggin' thumbs have sex?
Joanne
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Mar 12 2008, 09:42 AM) *
I don't think it's that bad, but Sweeney Todd is definitely not that good. (I can't think of anything worse right now; might edit if I do.)

Really? I really enjoyed that movie! (Apart from that really annoying "Johanna" song. I swear, my friends kept singing it to me after the movie stubborn.gif )


Hm, worst movie? I'll have to say that I really did not like The Adventures of Pinocchio (otherwise known as the Pinocchio movie with Jonathan Taylor Thomas). That movie is pretty much what made me fear whales. Bastards.
yrrnotelekktric
QUOTE(ms-jojo @ Mar 22 2008, 10:18 AM) *
I swear, my friends kept singing it to me after the movie

my friends did the exact same thing.


I would have to say The New World.
Teesa
QUOTE(bijou @ Mar 22 2008, 12:49 PM) *
Titanic

The Sixth Sense (at least Jean-Claude Van Damme movies had some martial arts and male flesh mixed in with the horrendous acting and dialogue)

Catwoman one of the dumbest movies every made. This is supposed to be worthy of an Oscar-winning actress? Lots of movies have bad scripts, a good actor rises above it. She didn't. She can't.



whoa, not titanic.

just watched house of wax-not good at all.
pedophile
When a Stranger Calls. NUFF SAID
NoSex
QUOTE(pedophile @ Mar 22 2008, 11:05 PM) *
When a Stranger Calls. NUFF SAID


It's just mediocre hollywood horror (remade at that). I don't see why it's even worth mentioning here? Shit, man. Get creative.

But, since we have a new thread, I guess I'll post a short list of some personal favorites:

1. Elephant.
2. Kids.
3. Legally Blonde 2.
4. The Fountain.
5. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
6. Crash
*
7. The Passion of the Christ.
8. Saw II.
9. V for Vendetta.
10. The Butterfly Effect.


* Paul Haggis (2004)
ersatz
Blades of Glory.
sugarrcube
the eye with jessica alba because the japanese version was way better. and Daredevil which had Ben Affleck. and Feel the Noise, the one w/ Omarion.
Tramatize
Dragon Wars. sick.gif
Teesa
okay, this is a tv movie, so it's not worth mentioning...but i disliked it so much i just have to~

cutting edge 3. absolutely horrible. but i must admit, the most gorgeous guy (matt lanter) kept me going.
wwwww
Howard the Duck, need I say more?
JokeInsideJoke
I am Legend
i just git do watching it. the ending was a peice of i sat through an hour and half of scary voldermort-type things. only to find out that my sweety, will smith, DIES!!!

i am so dissipointed
Tramatize
QUOTE(JokeInsideJoke @ Mar 30 2008, 12:19 AM) *
I am Legend

DUDE?!
I Am Legend is the BEST movie made in the longest while!
Why would he live? What would happen i mean His dog dies, and so does his family. What more could of happened if he lived?
IMO.
Tung
Spice World



stay in the music industry huns, leaving acting to the actors.
Joanne
^ Tung, you don't know what you're talking about. That was a GREAT movie for the then-7-year-olds, like myself. xD



JokeInsideJoke and JuggaloSKfan: You may want to put the spoiler code around the ENDING OF THE MOVIE. = =''
carolannexbh
That stupid movie that came out last year about the alligator in Africa that kills people. Its based off a true story, but the way they made it was TERRIBLE. The actual story is actually pretty interesting.
Joanne
Oh man, I can't believe I forgot SNAKES ON A PLANE!
And to think, I spent 11 dollars on the movie ticket. Man, what a total waste.
iDecay
Signs, Hide and Seek, and When A Stranger Calls. They all should have been comedies.
CruelDemeanor
QUOTE(ersatz @ Mar 23 2008, 09:04 AM) *
Blades of Glory.



NOOOOOOO lol j/p
hey I liked blades of glory. grinnn.gif

My List

When A Stranger Calls
The Ring 1 and 2
The Grunge 1 and 2
The Return
Holla
I got the hook up
The Haunting
Ghost Ship
Halloween (2007)
All Rob Zombie Movies Period
Signs
leprechaun 1,2,3,1000
Jason X
Jason Vs Freddie
Predator vs Alien
Bride of Chuckie

Tramatize
QUOTE(tininja @ Mar 30 2008, 02:20 AM) *
Signs, Hide and Seek, and When A Stranger Calls. They all should have been comedies.


signs - Not that bad.

Hide and seek - weird...but good.

When a stranger calls - I liked it =/

QUOTE(CruelDemeanor @ Mar 30 2008, 02:30 AM) *
All Rob Zombie Movies Period
Bride of Chuckie


I like Rob Zobies movies and the bride of chuckie (it was pretty bad compared to the other chuckie movies) stubborn.gif
(i like blades of glory too happy.gif)
Joanne
To each their own. =]

I liked Blades of Glory too, though. Watched it twice, and I still liked it the second time.
rachelzzz
erm in my opinion the scary movie series are like the worst ever..the spoofs they do on movies is just like so f**king dumb!! and way over the top
Tramatize
QUOTE(rachelzzz @ Mar 30 2008, 03:28 AM) *
erm in my opinion the scary movie series are like the worst ever..the spoofs they do on movies is just like so f**king dumb!! and way over the top

There suppose to be.
I don't mind watching them once but i can't watch more than that.
I love all the Wayan Brothers movies, like white chicks and stuff.
NoSex
I recently saw Diary of the Dead; It has replaced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as the worst film I have ever seen in theaters.

f**k, even Land of the Dead was better than this tripe! Georgie, baby! What the f**k are you doing?
Melissa
QUOTE(JuggaloSKfan @ Mar 30 2008, 01:57 AM) *
DUDE?!
I Am Legend is the BEST movie made in the longest while!
Why would he live? What would happen i mean His dog dies, and so does his family. What more could of happened if he lived?
IMO.


You should read the book. I think if the movie actually followed the last bit of the book, it would have been better and more thought-provoking.
Teesa
QUOTE(ms-jojo @ Mar 30 2008, 02:07 AM) *
Oh man, I can't believe I forgot SNAKES ON A PLANE!
And to think, I spent 11 dollars on the movie ticket. Man, what a total waste.


omg, that movie was awful.
OhMyAnniee
QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 29 2008, 07:44 PM) *
and Feel the Noise, the one w/ Omarion.

FEEL THE NOISE SUCKED! Waste of my money.

I didn't like Jumper.
I was like "That's it?!" for the ending..
But Hayden Christensen was cute, and Rachel Bilson was pretty, and the special effects were cool. It was just the ending for me.

QUOTE(Teesa @ Mar 29 2008, 08:41 PM) *
okay, this is a tv movie, so it's not worth mentioning...but i disliked it so much i just have to~

cutting edge 3. absolutely horrible. but i must admit, the most gorgeous guy (matt lanter) kept me going.

YES! Cutting Edge 3 killed everything. It was so pointless and boring.
Tramatize
QUOTE(heartquasm @ Mar 31 2008, 09:54 AM) *
You should read the book. I think if the movie actually followed the last bit of the book, it would have been better and more thought-provoking.


Is the name of the book "I Am Legend"?
yrrnotelekktric
QUOTE(JuggaloSKfan @ Mar 29 2008, 07:59 PM) *
Dragon Wars. sick.gif

Insurmountable
QUOTE(NoSex @ Mar 23 2008, 04:13 AM) *
It's just mediocre hollywood horror (remade at that). I don't see why it's even worth mentioning here? Shit, man. Get creative.

But, since we have a new thread, I guess I'll post a short list of some personal favorites:

1. Elephant.
2. Kids.
3. Legally Blonde 2.
4. The Fountain.
5. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
6. Crash
*
7. The Passion of the Christ.
8. Saw II.
9. V for Vendetta.
10. The Butterfly Effect.


* Paul Haggis (2004)



I agree with most of that list except The Fountain, I don't think it was one of the worst movies ever. Little odd and I can see how its not everyone's cup of tea.


I am Legend, was not. I repeat..was not a good movie. If you read the book you would have been disappointed.
ThunderEvermore
QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Apr 1 2008, 01:22 AM) *
I agree with most of that list except The Fountain, I don't think it was one of the worst movies ever. Little odd and I can see how its not everyone's cup of tea.
I am Legend, was not. I repeat..was not a good movie. If you read the book you would have been disappointed.

Just because it wasn't a great representation of the book doesn't mean it's not a good movie. Personally I was a fan.
hi-res
The Master of Disguise

The only movie I ever seen in theaters in which I sleep asleep on. I should have known there was going to be a high probability of suckage when I got the tickets for free.
illriginal
Spider man 3. It was cheesy, it didn't follow the story line like in the comic book. They defamed spiderman with that emo style and his goofy dance. I think they made the movie too fast, they should have spent more time on the movie, the plot/storyline especially should have been regulated to follow along the comic. I will never watch any more Spider Man movies -.-
superstitious
QUOTE(hi-res @ Apr 5 2008, 12:26 PM) *
The Master of Disguise

The only movie I ever seen in theaters in which I sleep asleep on. I should have known there was going to be a high probability of suckage when I got the tickets for free.

That reminds me of a movie I was (sort of) forced to watch on a plane. It was Possession. It was melodramatic and stupid. I felt the brain cells being sucked out of me every second it was on. I went through almost 50 bucks in alcohol purchases, hoping to either fall asleep or get so slapdrunk that at least the acting would make me laugh.
lollipoplove
Basically any Will Ferrel movie is probably the stupidest movie. on the top would probably be SEMI-PRO
yrrnotelekktric
QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Mar 31 2008, 10:22 PM) *
I agree with most of that list except The Fountain, I don't think it was one of the worst movies ever. Little odd and I can see how its not everyone's cup of tea.

I agree. The Fountain was rather good, imo. But i can definitely see why this may be on some people's worst movies lists.
KissMe2408
Le Divorce was pretty bad. . . it looked so good, but no. bad.
Legally Blonde 2 was painful to sit through in theaters
IVIike
I thought BORAT was horrile I just didn't get it pinch.gif
laurellesions
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Mar 12 2008, 11:42 AM) *
I don't think it's that bad, but Sweeney Todd is definitely not that good.


haha, it's pretty much my favorite movie ever.

1408 was a terrible, TERRIBLE movie.
Tramatize
QUOTE(laurellesions @ Apr 23 2008, 06:59 PM) *
1408 was a terrible, TERRIBLE movie.

the first time i watched it i loved it but after that "i was like this is stupid"
laurellesions
yeah. it had so much potential, but then it was just so dumb. and some of it was so random.
the ending was the worst. it drove me insane.
=[
aaayotiffany
QUOTE(laurellesions @ Apr 23 2008, 06:59 PM) *
1408 was a terrible, TERRIBLE movie.

i saw the middle and i thought it was horrible too. blehhh.

what about swimfan? i didn't like it that much.
psycho ass bxtch.
laurellesions
yeah. 1408 made me want to slap john cusack.

swimfan is a horrible movie too.
=P
NoSex
QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Apr 1 2008, 12:22 AM) *
I agree with most of that list except The Fountain, I don't think it was one of the worst movies ever. Little odd and I can see how its not everyone's cup of tea.

QUOTE(yrrnotelekktric @ Apr 5 2008, 07:43 PM) *
The Fountain was rather good, imo. But i can definitely see why this may be on some people's worst movies lists.


The Fountain has nothing worth salvaging. It is so sophomoric and pretentious. There is not a foot of depth in that poorly executed, murky, and boring shallow pond of scum-bucketing shit. Even on a purely aesthetic perspective, the movie, though it was hailed as beautiful, is truly yawn-inducing and full of nothing but old tricks. For those who think this film is "odd" or avant-garde, you really couldn't be more wrong. It's nothing special, and it's certainly not brave. And, it's all very unfortunate, because I feel that Aronofsky is a very competent director. He just really f**ked this one up.
Rachel
QUOTE(NoSex @ Apr 27 2008, 10:11 PM) *
The Fountain has nothing worth salvaging. It is so sophomoric and pretentious. There is not a foot of depth in that poorly executed, murky, and boring shallow pond of scum-bucketing shit. Even on a purely aesthetic perspective, the movie, though it was hailed as beautiful, is truly yawn-inducing and full of nothing but old tricks. For those who think this film is "odd" or avant-garde, you really couldn't be more wrong. It's nothing special, and it's certainly not brave. And, it's all very unfortunate, because I feel that Aronofsky is a very competent director. He just really f**ked this one up.

Condescending much? Sheesh.


Anyway, Hot Rod was a piece of shit.
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