Smarmosaur
Mar 1 2008, 04:56 PM
alrighty, I'll post a new one every day.
NO GOOGLE ALLOWED. or the riddle gods will haunt your dreams.
3/1-
Surrounded by hills,
I rest on an isle
Known for its castles
And "baggy" music style
I can hide a monster
At least some think
But for what it's worth
I'm one of nature's sinks
What am I?
HaruHaruko
Mar 1 2008, 06:12 PM
scotland...?
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 08:09 PM
................. this makes me feel stupid
Smarmosaur
Mar 1 2008, 08:12 PM
QUOTE(Miscitta @ Mar 1 2008, 05:12 PM)

scotland...?
oober close!
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 09:32 PM
ireland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smarmosaur
Mar 1 2008, 09:42 PM
QUOTE(ProudLeechLover @ Mar 1 2008, 08:32 PM)

ireland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope.
it involves scotland.
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 09:44 PM
loch ness/ the loch ness monster?????
HaruHaruko
Mar 1 2008, 09:47 PM
yeah i think its the loch ness lake
Smarmosaur
Mar 1 2008, 09:58 PM
yup. Loch Ness in Scotland.
explanation:
Surrounded by hills - The Loch is in a fjord surrounded by wetland hills.
I rest on an isle
Known for its castles
And "baggy" music style - Scotland, part of the British Isles, is known for its numerous castles and bagpipe music.
I can hide a monster
At least some think that there is a monster lives in Loch Ness, but it isn't verifiable.
But for what it's worth
I'm one of nature's sinks - The Loch is drained by six major rivers.
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 10:14 PM
YAY ME!!!!!

HEY LOOK! A E-COOKIE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
HaruHaruko
Mar 1 2008, 10:25 PM
wow good for you. you stole my answer and kept guessing random answers until you got it.
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 10:27 PM
that is just my strategy
HaruHaruko
Mar 1 2008, 10:28 PM
i cant tell. god forbid if you actually thought about the riddle.
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 10:59 PM
^ i did!
i guessed ireland and then Rock said 'it involves scotland' so i guess the first thing that came to my mind...aka lock ness
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 11:01 PM
did you want the e-cookie,Miscitta?
here you go >>>>>>>>>>>
HaruHaruko
Mar 1 2008, 11:31 PM
FINALLY, THANK YOU!
hah
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 1 2008, 11:54 PM
next riddle
Smarmosaur
Mar 2 2008, 09:50 PM
Below are anagrams of some musical instruments popular in a particular style of music. Your task is to discover what these instruments are. I have placed the number of letters in brackets if there are two words.
Term put
Clear tin
Bent room
Air tug
O! A pin
A U.S. bobsled (6, 4)
A drab show
RealTalk
Mar 2 2008, 11:26 PM
Trumpet
Clarinet
Trombone
Guitar
Piano
Bass Double
Washboard
I knew middle school band was good for something.
Smarmosaur
Mar 3 2008, 08:42 PM
correcto. you have to have googled that.
3/3-
We are many guards of a precious gate
Sometimes we lean backward and sometimes we stand straight
Some of us are short and some are tall
We never quit the fight but we might fall
We wear war paint and cover in black
We always defend but never will attack
JokeInsideJoke
Mar 3 2008, 09:39 PM
a rod iorn fence?
Smarmosaur
Mar 3 2008, 09:53 PM
nope. not even close.
Smarmosaur
Mar 5 2008, 05:52 PM
bump/double post.
won't post another one until the last is answered, i guess.
tinababy143
Mar 7 2008, 01:27 PM
okay so..i have two answers from my boyfren && my cousin because i have nooooo clue..
those guards that never move -- cousin.
eyelashes -- boyfren.
Smarmosaur
Mar 22 2008, 11:45 PM
crap, didn't want this thread to die.
but yes, it's eyelashes!
3/22-
Sunday had finally come for Detective Kelvin Wallace. It was the day of the auction. He was an avid collector of antique items. He was looking for something from the collection of a King, especially Louis XIV, as he did not have any of his items.
Finally, the collection of King Louis XIV came up for auction. The first item was a bathing towel which was supposedly used every day by King Louis XIV. Everyone was eager to get his hands on the old torn piece of cloth, but Detective Wallace knew that it was a fake piece and decided to leave the auction hall immediately.
How did he know that the towel was fake?
austinoutloud
Mar 24 2008, 07:21 PM
OMG, I KNOW THIS ONE. King Louis XIV only bathed like, twice in life, didn't he? So it COULDN'T have been his towel!
Smarmosaur
Mar 26 2008, 08:08 PM
correct! dang you're smart.
3/26
On the first day I came to be,
Divinely created for you to see.
Artificial or natural, take your pick,
Although too much of the latter can make you sick
mizzkewl06
Mar 26 2008, 08:24 PM
light?!?!
weed
Mar 26 2008, 08:25 PM
light.

i did that one in sunday school like 5 yrs ago.
mizzkewl06
Mar 26 2008, 08:34 PM
QUOTE(danceeNAKED @ Mar 26 2008, 09:25 PM)

i did that one in sunday school like 5 yrs ago.
i never paid attention to riddles so I wasn't sure. but i remembered this one because it was a hott teacher who mentioned it a couple of years after i heard it at church.
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