superstitious
Mar 11 2008, 08:32 PM
Alice in Wonderland was a porn movie as well, and I'm sure it's better than anything Tim Burton can do. I mean, read the plotline!
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Alice offends her would-be lover William by rejecting his advances. Upset, she falls asleep reading Alice in Wonderland. The white rabbit appears to her in a dream and takes her into a sexual wonderland. The story loosely follows Carroll's original plot, and includes many of his characters, but with considerable sexual license.
Oh god, it's a musical even!
JackRapington
Jun 25 2009, 09:27 PM
PicsI just found these don't know how new they are, but I'm not digging the mad hatter look too much
datass
Jun 25 2009, 09:35 PM
^his yellow eyes.. uhh..
Joanne
Jun 25 2009, 10:31 PM
I saw some of the posters at the movie theatre today.. and omg, I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Johnny Depp looks like Carrot Top and Helena Bonham Carter looks like a caricature LOL. Wicked.
emberfly
Jun 25 2009, 10:34 PM
QUOTE(Joanne @ Jun 25 2009, 10:31 PM)

I saw some of the posters at the movie theatre today.. and omg, I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Johnny Depp looks like Carrot Top and Helena Bonham Carter looks like a caricature LOL. Wicked.
I'm excited, too, but those images give me a bad feeling.. :/ I don't see it as being very good.
tweedle dee and dum look horrible
JackRapington
Jun 25 2009, 10:35 PM
QUOTE(Joanne @ Jun 25 2009, 10:31 PM)

I saw some of the posters at the movie theatre today.. and omg, I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Johnny Depp looks like Carrot Top and Helena Bonham Carter looks like a caricature LOL. Wicked.
lol I know. I love how Tweedledee and Tweedledum look, and the flowers look real sweet. I'm so excited! I wonder what the march hair will look like.
emberfly
Jun 25 2009, 10:39 PM
QUOTE(emberfly @ Jun 25 2009, 10:34 PM)

tweedle dee and dum look horrible

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jun 25 2009, 10:35 PM)

I love how Tweedledee and Tweedledum look
LOL
Joanne
Jun 25 2009, 10:47 PM
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jun 25 2009, 08:35 PM)

lol I know. I love how Tweedledee and Tweedledum look, and the flowers look real sweet. I'm so excited! I wonder what the march hair will look like.
Oh man, I didn't even notice the flowers! Damn.
oXMuhNirvanaXo
Jun 25 2009, 11:41 PM
That should be very very intresting. I would like it to come out just to see if he can pull it off.
schizo
Jun 25 2009, 11:43 PM
The pictures looked a bit disturbing to me at first, but it's definately creative and interesting. I've never been disappointed by the Tim Burton and Johnny Depp combination before, so I'm excited. The only thing that makes me slightly apprehensive is the fact that I never was a really big fan of Alice in Wonderland.
JackRapington
Jun 25 2009, 11:45 PM
I always loved Alice in Wonderland, I just hated how people pass up the opportunity to make it how it should be. Creepy and weird. So I have high hopes for this.
manny-the-dino
Jun 26 2009, 04:40 PM
The pictures look so creepy but I want to see it.
Gigi
Jun 26 2009, 04:58 PM
WOW the pictures look stunning!
I think it's only appropriate that Alice in Wonderland be taken to this weird level. The story itself is pretty trippy...hell, even the Disney movie scared me shitless as a kid.
Reminds me of the weird movie Through the Looking Glass with Kate Beckinsale as Alice I saw many years ago randomly, on TV.
livwho
Jun 26 2009, 11:33 PM
Dude, I'm f*cking psyched. He's the right kinda crazy to make AIW be the movie of my ecstasy trips.
moorepocket
Jun 28 2009, 05:34 PM
rebecaa, didn't you once mentioned that you don't want him to do this?
14567
Jun 28 2009, 08:19 PM
i love me a good ol school tim burton. nah i still like him but whussup wit all the emolove swarm after that one movie, cant think of the name now
JackRapington
Jun 28 2009, 08:21 PM
Sweeny Todd?
AimeeLynn
Jun 28 2009, 09:01 PM
I'm pretty much expecting a lot from this movie. Hope it doesn't let me down.
superstitious
Jun 30 2009, 08:27 AM
QUOTE(moorepocket @ Jun 28 2009, 05:34 PM)

rebecaa, didn't you once mentioned that you don't want him to do this?
I still don't want him to do this. haha
I will admit that Hathaway looks awesome though.
moorepocket
Jul 2 2009, 07:17 PM
i can't wait to see this. Helena is totally wicked and in character for this.
LoveToMySilas
Jul 2 2009, 10:14 PM
Wow, that doesn't even look like Johnny Depp. I nearly forgot how sad I was that Tim Burton decided to remake this.
Hopefully its something like this.
Joanne
Jul 2 2009, 11:05 PM
^ Holy hell, that is TWISTED.
Blaqheartedstar
Jul 5 2009, 02:25 PM
With Burton there's always a role for Depp and Carter. But I have to admit they do well together. While not all of his films are top notch like always, I look forward to see any of his movies that come out. I never red the book, or seen from start to finish the Disney version of this story.
Cyanide-
Jul 25 2009, 09:44 PM
luvnhate
Jul 25 2009, 09:45 PM
LMAO i was just about to post a topic about this!!
but guess you beat me to it
ANYWHO! i cannot wait to see this movieee
it looks mighty spectacular esp cause its made
by the creative genius tim burton.
but doesnt alice look a bit old?
Cyanide-
Jul 25 2009, 09:46 PM
Yeah she kinda does
BUT OH WELL! I am so going to go see this.
Joanne
Jul 25 2009, 10:34 PM
JackRapington
Jul 25 2009, 10:38 PM
merged
Not what I was hopping for, but still excited.
Cyanide-
Jul 25 2009, 10:49 PM
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 25 2009, 11:38 PM)

merged
Not what I was hopping for, but still excited.
Its better than what i thought it would be.
emberfly
Jul 25 2009, 10:50 PM
QUOTE(Tomates @ Jul 25 2009, 09:44 PM)

that trailer was BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
schizo
Jul 25 2009, 10:50 PM
The characters look a lot less stupid when they're actually moving. I was really disturbed by Tweedledum and Tweedledee at first, but they actually looked okay in the trailer.
I don't know, I'm excited. <3
emberfly
Jul 25 2009, 10:54 PM
march 5, 2010? O_o geez long way away
JackRapington
Jul 25 2009, 10:55 PM
I think Tweedledum and Tweedledee look the best. lol So creepy. I don't know. I guess am still waiting for there to a rated R version of Alice in Wonderland.
Cyanide-
Jul 25 2009, 11:01 PM
QUOTE(emberfly @ Jul 25 2009, 11:50 PM)

that trailer was BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
i'm sure there are better ones but i didnt want to waste my time roaming through pages to find the perfect one.
lilxroxy
Jul 26 2009, 10:03 AM
I think the guy's a genius, and I would love to see his take on things.
I also agree to those who pointed out that Alice in Wonderland is already a dark and twisted fairy tale, so there really isn't that much to it :)
Side note: I'd really like him to see work on The Little Mermaid, considering the original plot was a miserable one...
datass
Jul 26 2009, 10:08 AM
oh i've always hated chesire cat. hate it even more now... it just creeps me out. actually, the whole story does. it makes me feel like im delusional.
which is why i must watch it, it'll be great fun experience
superstitious
Jul 26 2009, 01:55 PM
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 25 2009, 10:55 PM)

I think Tweedledum and Tweedledee look the best. lol So creepy. I don't know. I guess am still waiting for there to a rated R version of Alice in Wonderland.
There's actually an Alice in Wonderland musical porn
flick. Don't ask me how I know about this.
technicolour
Jul 26 2009, 03:59 PM
QUOTE(superstitious @ Jul 26 2009, 01:55 PM)

There's actually an Alice in Wonderland musical porn
flick. Don't ask me how I know about this.

I went to go see G-Force in 3D and they showed the trailer for this in 3D as well and HOLY SHIT. AWESOMENESS.
JackRapington
Jul 26 2009, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(superstitious @ Jul 26 2009, 01:55 PM)

There's actually an Alice in Wonderland musical porn
flick. Don't ask me how I know about this.
luvnhate
Jul 26 2009, 11:32 PM
QUOTE(superstitious @ Jul 26 2009, 01:55 PM)

There's actually an Alice in Wonderland musical porn
flick. Don't ask me how I know about this.
Lmao! Wow. . . I guess they can make a porn out of anything these days.
schizo
Jul 27 2009, 11:50 AM
^I'm assuming you haven't heard of many pornos then.
Mickey
Jul 28 2009, 12:19 PM
LOL, Gabi.
Tim Burton's work is well over-rated. The hype for this movie is really putting me off from watching it. I might see it just for Helena though. She's always entertaining.
res8zenith
Jul 28 2009, 02:06 PM
whoa, looks alright, kind of insane-ish but might be worth it
JD looks crazy
& HB looks awesome with that huge head!
TB is overrated i agree with that much
...porn? srsly?
FreshPrincess
Jul 28 2009, 11:37 PM
Tim Burton always seems to find a way to amuse me.
heyyfrankie
Jul 29 2009, 12:14 AM
i did watch the
trailer.
i must say i'm excited. it does look very dark but it is Tim Burton. I'm so freakin thankful that it's not fully animated!! & johnny depp looks disturbing. Seriously. It creeps me out.
Kinda irritated that they already have the teaser trailer out when it's 8 months awayyyyy. :\
EDIT//
oh and Alan Rickman (snape from harry potter) is going to play the catapillar while Helena Bonham Carter (bellatrix lestrange from harry potter) will be the Red Queen! :) omggg
Gigi
Jul 29 2009, 12:25 AM
OMG ALAN RICKMAN?!
I am sooo watching this.
technicolour
Jul 29 2009, 09:20 PM
QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 29 2009, 12:25 AM)

OMG ALAN RICKMAN?!
I am sooo watching this.
LOL I was waiting for this.
f*ckyes Alan Rickman!
NoSex
Jul 30 2009, 11:07 AM
sometimes i really f*cking hate sixteen-year-olds.
newssss flash, tim burton is a hack!
schizo
Jul 31 2009, 10:31 AM
QUOTE(NoSex @ Jul 30 2009, 11:07 AM)

sometimes i really f*cking hate sixteen-year-olds.
newssss flash, tim burton is a hack!
And I hate people who can't step down from their high horse long enough to just sit back and enjoy a flashy movie with little substance once in awhile.
The feeling is mutual.
superstitious
Jul 31 2009, 04:03 PM
Eh, kind of have to side with Nate on this (minus hating sixteen year-olds, although I have met some pretty annoying ones haha). There are very few Burton films I enjoy, and it has nothing to do with the lack of content. I mean, I like Xanadu and Clash of the Titans, for goodness sake. I think that he has regurgitated his "material" and "style" so often that I can smell the vomit before entering a movie theater to see a film of his.
That and the whole casting incest he does gets flat out boring. I get it, he loves Johnny and Helena. Both of them, outside of Burton films I like. It's really odd. I also understand that he's not the only director to do this. Apatow constantly re-casts the fam. However, he at least mixes things up by changing lead roles and such. And on a side note, he's getting boring to me now as well for similar reasons. NEW MATERIAL, folks. Please.
I just wish that there would be an Alice in Wonderland, grounded in more realism than surrealism. That would make it actually creepy, instead of schtick-y. Lewis Carroll was sort of a creepy dude. We've already seen Alice in Wonderland done via zany. And must I remind people of the tragedy that was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? OH GOD.
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