I dont really have embarassing moments...

I find games of truth and dare way embrassing. & even when other people have to do crap and I feel sorry for them... lol. I also tend to act real immature in truth/dare games. So thats a bit, shame.

But yup. Once, it was just a question of "how far have you gone?" with the boy, but that was embarassing as hell

I talk to anyone about crap like that

First day of 9th grade. I get out of school with my best friends, and my moms standing outside and she starts shouting, "omigosh!! My baby made it through high school!" <- in front of EVERYONE.
And I keep walking and I'm like, "who are you woman! I dont even know you!" and I sat in the car: pissed.

so emberassing. there were cute guys too!! >_<

It was my 13th birthday and I had a sleepover, and because we didnt have really any good movies at my house me, my three friends and my uncle went up to the movie store to rent some movies. Then we got out of the store and we headed toward our car which was a silvery blue color, me and my friends we so excided to get home we didnt notice the SAME EXACT care right in front of ours so we opened the door, ran inside, and sat down and buckled up. My uncle (ovesly the only smart one) told us that this wasnt our car, so we were laughing so hard I though we had all peed our pants..good times..

Post your Embarrassing moments here.

I'll start:

I smeared my face and jeans with wet clay. It's a bitch to clean off.

there are SOOOO many of these topics.

I would search for them but I'm too lazy right now.

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So in my english class, there was this guy i thought was cute. And so when i got out of my seat, everything on top of my desk fell to the floor.




and people laughed. he probably did too.




i HATE school desks.

That's okay; we can always start fresh.

When I was talking and I didn't realize that the hoot wasn't off.

I accidentally had a boner in class.

^and people saw?

I fell asleep on halo, and my boys found me because I was snoring. The played a game of kill the snoring grizzly.

Yeah, or they can be merged...

Nice save.

Trying to muscle out broken Japanese and managing to say "old wrinkled tits" at the dinner table while on a date with a girl and her family.

LMAO! I think that one definitely takes the cake.

I'll leave that to the Mod, okay?

I feel for all of you.

Who are you?

^

what are you talking about?

I once ripped my pants at school in front of the whole class.
My underwear had a fox on them and said "Foxy". That was my nickname for a very long time

"Embarrassing" is spelled incorrectly in ALL of those topics.

Therefore, this topic is different.

Exponentially. Duh.

I walked into a tree.

Oh and I ALWAYS walk into glass doors - what's up with that?!

I was in the car with my friend who just got his RX-7 (FD3S for you car nuts) painted and we were cruising Kokusai-dori to show it off. We see a group of schoolgirls, that obviously weren't in high school. They waived, flirted, blew kisses and looked like they wanted it. As soon as I told Rommel to pull over, we hit a parked car.

2 grand worth of damage.

A girl was telling me how much she wanted to f**k me and all the things she would do to me, and her mom jumps on the phone and says, " Kaitlin that sounds so good!"

How'd her mom look?

Her mom was bad man. I was definitely thinking about her when I was beating the daughter down.

HAHA, what did the daughter do?

I would've gone for the mom too.

True, but I definitely didn't want to start some maury shit. If I had to do it all over again though, I would've beat the mom down on the dl.

That would've been dramatic.

Take a trip to Texas, MILFs are errwhere.

I am trying to bang some milfs this year. I am sorry ladies of cb if I like to talk about sex, but I had a really big down year last year. This year, I am back in savage mode.

Word.

^ Are you confirming this?

I live in/for Texas.

I just realized that didn't answer your question.
Yes.

So, this is me zooming down to Texas with a camera in tow.

Awkward high-five/wave with your best friend's ("friend") girlfriend after just being introduced to her.
And other things that require long winded explanations.

It's pretty sad that none of the previous threads' starters knew that "embarrassing" has two sets of double letters. Anyway, merged them all. I dub this the OFFICIAL thread for embarrassing moments. O=

No sexually embarrassing moments please. I can't take any more topics being taken over and made into conquest threads by Brandon and Javonn. Take a cold shower guys, or take it to PM.

I actually can't think of anything embarrassing that's happened to me. Must have repressed all my blonde moments, God knows there's quite a few lurking in my subconscious somewhere.

Low blow.

I was headed in an auditorium for a brief from the Commandant of the Marine Corps. Almost everyone was excited, because this man is the president in the eyes of Marines. Many of us don't give two shits about the president, but we care about the Commandant and Sergeant Major of Marine Corps.

I'm getting the troops in the building and there was this one short, stocky mofo dragging ass.

"Devil Dog, what hell is your problem? Someone needs to light a fire under your lazy ass. Get the f**k in the auditorium right-goddamn-now!"

It was THE Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps himself.

Shame on me.

Ha, my last post in here was lame.

Yeah, anyways, so I have the bottom locker at my school so I do the most embarrassing things ever. I always go to my locker myself, so I always end up going with this whole group of people who are at their friend's lockers near me. I either get hit by a locker or hit somebody's books and make it fall. It's hella embarrassing because I'm alone and I'm just like "SORRY!" and I walk away looking at the floor.

So one time my friend and I were joking, and I was like, "Oh dang, that's sexy" right when my guy friend was backing up towards me, not noticing I was there. *SMH* He was like.. "You think I'm sexy?" I laughed because I actually did think he was.. Then I snorted.

I also trip on almost anything. Whenever I go up and do presentations, I manage to trip when I get up. I trip over tennis balls on the court because I'm facing the sun. I trip over my shoe laces, books, backpacks, flat ground, rackets, people.. Yeeeah..

I guess mine are just minor things since I get embarrassed everyday.

My closet door opens out and I walked into it, but I was by myself with no one around. It was still embarrassing, actually more embarrassing than in front of people, because there's no one to laugh about it with. So, I'm just laughing by myself like an idiot.

Just kidding, my posts aren't interesting.

I was doing the vertical jump test in gym a couple of months ago and when I was in the air this kid pulled down my pants. I didn't have on shorts underneath. Somehow about 60% of the people with the same gym period saw... including my 40 year old gym teacher. Kind of sucked.

LMAO Brandon! Oh dear. That made me cringe and laugh at the same time.
In a land called second grade I was really really uber skinny and none of my pants fit me correctly. One day I forgot to put on a belt and the whole day I had to keep pulling my pants up. My mom took me out of school early for some reason and I had to get my bags while the rest of class was still in the lesson. I was so excited to get out of class that I forgot to hold up my pants and just like that everyone in the room could see me Esmerelda underdoos.


...I wonder if that's how you spell her name.

I was giving a speech and totally slaughtered someone's last name.

What about one shit?

i fall up the stairs daily lol

Today's was that my first DJ training meeting was supposed to be at 7, but then it got changed to today at 5, but I thought it was today at 7, so long story short, I showed up about 15 minutes late. So that combined with the way that I speak like on an idiot on the phone...mild embarrassment, I guess.

One day I was walking down-stairs from the science building and I totally slipped on a step and fell backwards. :/

damn! were you ok? lol

During military school, they embarrass you by making you do random exercises on your birthday. Since my birthday was during winter break, and we were leaving to go home the day before it, they decided to make me do all this random shit. I embarrassed myself but not being able to do 10 push ups in 10 degree weather. What can I say, I wasn't a beast back then like I am now!