I haven't masturbated or release any kind of sperm for over a month. Is something wrong with me?

You don't have a hot enough collection. Maybe the Bible will be of service.

How will the bible help me? I thought the bible stated:

"Thou shall not masturbate"

Grahahaha.

And I'd say you've got ED.

go to google, then hit images, then turn off safe search, and type in boobs or gangbang.

WOW!

Have you been getting laid on the regular?

I take it you do that often?

LOOK AT EDDDIE PIC..

tung, maybe you need to get laid.

LMAO this made me giggle!!

Tung what happened, I thought you used to get laid on the daily.

My game has been down man. I need to start stepping up again, and ride them bitches like I use to.

^x2 LMFAO.


^aahahahhahahahhaha.

^ What's so funny Janette?

1. because DoubleJ's post sounded sarcastic.
2. because your post just made me laugh.

To get back into your groove, you might have to settle for a broad that isn't a total dimepiece, just to make sure you still got it. If you still can't smash, then maybe you need to consult A Pimp Named Slickback.

Lmao, yo son I swear you are a fool yo!

Alright guys, there's a good chance I'm getting some pussy and releasing some of my love juice this weekend. I'm hitting up a party this weekend, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid with some asian bitches, most likely a Pnay chick.

Maybe you're depressed.

I dont believe you. haha