Hmm, do parents say the darnest things? LOL. (similar to what they show in Family Guy, a TV show in Family Guy but said children say the darnest things.)

Anyway... what does your parents say that make you go wahhh or believe that it's not true. Maybe we can all classify some of this stuff! (x

My mom always tells me stop staying up late (Like after 1AM and later on the comp -- I wonder if she would say it if its homework), that I'll become sick. o.O

I know that you won't grow if you stay up late (which sucks, I want to grow taller!!!), but I can't seem to sleep before midnight. I just can't.

How about you guys?

John's mom says the same thing!

Kids Say the Darndest Things was a real TV show hosted by Bill Cosby, by the way.

my grandma (although shes noy necessarily my parent) believes that leaving my laptop on my lap will give me cancer or something.


my parents thought i was a lesbian at one point in highschool.





oh parents, what do they know.

My dad's such a quirky person. There was one time I misplaced an orange, and I really wanted it badly. I was searching everywhere, flipping through my bed, but I couldn't find it. I asked my dad, "Have you seen my orange?" And in response, he said, "What color is it?"

There was another time I was fixing my hair with the bathroom door open, and he walked in and out and on the way out, he told me that he found God. I asked him how he managed to do it, and he said, "Nothing, I just saw my reflection."

When i used to jump out behind a wall and scare my dad my mom would say "Do you want to give me a heart attack?!"

I still do that sometimes..

They do say the darndest things, it's pretty hilarious.

I love when my mom talks. Her English isn't all that great so she substitutes the strangest words to get her point across. Like... She starts almost every sentence off with, "Actually..."

That must be pretty funny, eh?