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SarahxJoy
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to
carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off.

Otherwise they were all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but
then the woman made a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of
the rope, because as a woman, she was used to
giving up everything for her husband and kids,
and for men in general, without ever getting
anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands...
coolann22
o i kno this joke! its funnier tho! lol :D
ryfitaDF
this joke's already in the blonde jokes section.
darkangel
HAHAHA lmao. u just made my day lolz.
IIO__oII
hahhaha thats cute hahaahah
kirbymuixo
LoL...that's funny! Did the men forget they were hanging on to the rope? hehe... laugh.gif
01-supergirl
LOL. ive heard this somewhere before I think, lols funny stuff!
Mini
HAHAHAHHAHHA that's funny. rofl. laugh.gif laugh.gif
mai_z
hehehe that's great! luv it!
lemonlina
Lmao, that's a niiice one! ^^
Winter
Puahahaha just shows how dumb men are.
BeyondElite
That's pretty funny. biggrin.gif

Azn_pnoy_boi
ji_cabinx
that's great!
moomoognu
I read that in the blonde jokes post, as well. Still it's very funny.
islandkiss
QUOTE(kirbymuixo @ Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM)
LoL...that's funny! Did the men forget they were hanging on to the rope? hehe... laugh.gif

I get it now! lol.. yes, I 'm slow
Luster Soldier
oh man, poor men got manipulated by the woman laugh.gif
pm3k
lol, now that's hilarious lol laugh.gif
dani41790
hahaha lmao man thats funni
i ami_am
i think this was a dumb blond joke just edited
xtremeliquid
I got that one.
LatinaLady
SHE IS A VERY SMART WOMAN. props to her. ah so amazing. i love it!!! HA_HA_HA!!!!
pOOpii_h e a dxD
heheheh theyre dumb pinch.gif lols LMAO laugh.gif
aZn_hApPy05
i was all caught up on the speech and didnt get the joke at first (yup dats me) but its really funnie... hehe. im still laughing at it
conster
lmao that lady is smart!
joanna0304
ha ha ha that's cool
likeachild
haha...

that was mean

very..touching...

lol
AznKutie
LOL ....kool joke!
megumint
wait so that means they all fell off? hehe... so she did get something in return for everything she did for people... THEIR DEATHS! BWAHAHAHA!
uLoVeMikeRoch
yeah i said that one in the blonde jokes section
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