I'll kick this off.

If you're complaining about being fat and you prefer to watch television and surf the internet all day long, you're an idiot.

If you are dancing, but there's no music, you're an idiot.

If you consider yourself an intellectual but don't even know what Psychological Egoism is, you're an idiot.

If you workout then eat fast food, you're an idiot.

If you're an alien disguised as hitler, you're an idiot.

I don't get it.

if you're over the age of 12 and you type like a five-year old, you're an idiot.

if you suck at life, you`re an idiot.

if you let MJ rape you your an idiot

If you talk shit about other people and you think they wont care, your an idiot.

if you like hannah montan, your an idiot

^ i dont like her >.<

if you complain about carbs then eat a tub of oil (like my aunts), you're and idiot

If you talk shit about people on the internet, and then get mad when they come at you, you're an idiot.

telling your mom who you like