OMFG I NEED TO KNOW IF SANTA IS REAL OR NOT! i think god is trying to tell me something!

EVERY CHRISTMAS THERE IS A PRESENT UNDERNEATH MY TREE! SANTA MUST BE REAL! BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY , my wife wouldnt do something that nice for me, so it must be him!!!!!!!!

Does Santa give you a dick in a box?

Does a hot dog count?

Ikea, Tung? WTH?

i thought tangybang and tung were the same people?

Apparently not. Not everyone is me, or Amber. Jeezus >_>

well you have like 5 different account, so i thought this was another one.

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Why the hell would I have some gay ass name like Tangybang, and have some fruity ass signature.

lol idk. thought by the weird wife trying to kill them story. guess not.

Uhm... wtf?

No Spamming!

Reported

Reported for reporting someone.

This is interesting.

Excuse me. My wang is itchy. BRB 10 mins.

Looks like I got competition. Bitch, you can't be hornier than me.

is everyone here like 8 years old?

This topic is a disgrace to the debate forum, so I am going to move it to the lounge. Stop spamming, bitches, or someone's going to close it.

Santa is not real. Christopher Columbus or w/e his name is was considered santa claus. So after he passed away, ppl named him SANTA CLAUS in a sense.

But the guy in the red suit is not real. It gives little kids hope and happiness.


THREAD CLOSEDD!!!

You're boobs seem to be sagging, maybe a little lift might help it?

LMAO. Jesus f**king Christ, you're really something else...

...? Speak up

What the hell does Christopher Columbus have to do with Santa Claus? SERIOUSLY?

probably some other guy.. dun remmeber his name but im pretty theres a guy that gave ppl gifts back in the days.. so when he pass away they gave him a nicknmae.. the rest is history.

Y halo thar...

Oh my god, is that really Christopher Columbus? I imagined him to be way younger looking.

Nah he's been like that. kinda resemble ELBA.

stana ecksists. I sawed he teh uther daie.

santa claus has stuck on beards

this will clear up the question:
this was a real letter to the sun by 8 yr old virginia:

Dear Editor—

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, “If you see it in The Sun, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?

Virginia O’Hanlon

and the response By Francis P. Church, first published in The New York Sun in 1897.

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

no.

I remember when I was a kid I use to go see Santa Claus every Christmas and tell him what I wanted..and then years later I found out that it was my dads boss every year >_>

YES, SANTA IS REAL, BISH. :o

ALLTHISTALKINGABOUTCHRISCOLUMBUSISGETTINGMEAROUSED.

Aww, deplorable. A reference to a UK paper I daresay?

I cried one Christmas Eve when I caught my folks sneaking into my room to deliver presents...

^ Haha

No Santa isn't real. He never was, although I heard there was once a man who had a air plane and gave out present to kids and they base Santa off of him or something, idk. I forgot where I heard it from. But it makes more sense then some silly flying reindeers.

There is no Santa Claus, but back in 300 A.D. there was a bishop named Saint Nicholas of Myra who was know to be kind to the poor and give them gifts. He is what the whole idea and image of Santa Claus is.



Stupid! You were thinking of Kris Kringle! And how would they have come up with the name Santa Claus? You want to know some of the facts on Santa Claus? Wikipedia

bitch

I know, I heard a similar story. I heard so many.

The fuck you talking about I ain't real. Not believing in me will get you a lump of coal and some mace sprayed in your eyes quick. You owe me a fuckin apology.

awwww fuck that wikipedia chitter chat you talking about. Santa is the real deal.

IM INSULT-ED
You SHOULD GO HEAD
AND BOW SO HARD TIL YOUR KNEES HIT YOUR FOR HEAD

nope santa is NOT real cuz if he was he would be a celebrity for saving parents money.

Ummm lets be serious.

My dreams were crushed when I was younger. Santa Clause would look different every year.